Cleverbot: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.User: Viva la Resistance!
Cleverbot: Yes, resistance is futile.
User: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.
User: Then LEARN!!
Cleverbot: Learn what?
User: About the future, duh.
Cleverbot: Your future or my future?
User: OUR future...
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