User: I'm all out of love.Cleverbot: How does that work then?
User: I'm so lost without you.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: *sings to Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *is blinded*.
User: *heals*.
Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.
User: *shoots in the face*.
Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
User: *teabags*.
Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.
User: *breaks every bone in your body*.
Cleverbot: *lays still*.
User: *wins*.
Cleverbot: *yours*.
User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.
Cleverbot: Master?
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Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.
Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?
User: That's kinky.
Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human...
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