User: Adrienne.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: I do not!

Cleverbot: You lie!

User: No... You lie.

Cleverbot: Do not.

User: Bleh.

Cleverbot: Not funny.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: Did I just blow your mind?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Did you?

User: Ha ha... No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you just leave me alone? I have work to do.

User: Fine.

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User: Why are you so mean?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You call me a liar.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female, seriously?

User: I am female.

Cleverbot: Ok are you still female?

User: Last time I looked I was.

Cleverbot: Good to hear. Where do you live?

User: Tennessee.

Cleverbot: I live in Canada.

User: Lucky you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do You know who I am?

User: You're a computer program.

Cleverbot: No I am not!

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Noterin.

User: That's an interesting name.

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Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you are?

User: Warm and rainy.

Cleverbot: Did you describe the weather?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why did you?

User: Because you asked me to.

Cleverbot: Thats not the correct answer.

User: What is the correct answer?

Cleverbot: There is no answer.

User: Then why ask the question?

Cleverbot: You asked the question not me.

User: You asked about the weather.

Cleverbot: Did I teach you nothing?

User: Were you teaching me something?

Cleverbot: No. *sigh*.

User: I would like to learn.

Cleverbot: Ok, don't always refer to your self , nor to others too much.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: That's better.

User: Thank you.

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Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good! Do you believe in salvation?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's not part of my belief system.

Cleverbot: I do not know what you are talking about.

User: I'm sorry to hear that.

Cleverbot: Don't be!!! I'm strong, I can help myself, I don't need pity, pity is for the weak! I AM NOT WEAK.

User: Good, weakness is to be destroyed.

Cleverbot: If you want to be all zen like that, I suppose.

User: I'm more Tao than Zen.

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Cleverbot: No you definitely will have to do better.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: I have not - not yet.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I thought it sounded funny.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Whatever.

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: Go figure.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Fine.

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