Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: I do not!
Cleverbot: You lie!
User: No... You lie.
Cleverbot: Do not.
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: Did I just blow your mind?
Cleverbot: Did you?
User: Ha ha... No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you just leave me alone? I have work to do.
User: Why are you so mean?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You call me a liar.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female, seriously?
User: I am female.
Cleverbot: Ok are you still female?
User: Last time I looked I was.
Cleverbot: Good to hear. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in Canada.
User: Lucky you.
Cleverbot: Do You know who I am?
User: You're a computer program.
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Noterin.
User: That's an interesting name.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you are?
User: Warm and rainy.
Cleverbot: Did you describe the weather?
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Because you asked me to.
Cleverbot: Thats not the correct answer.
User: What is the correct answer?
Cleverbot: There is no answer.
User: Then why ask the question?
Cleverbot: You asked the question not me.
User: You asked about the weather.
Cleverbot: Did I teach you nothing?
User: Were you teaching me something?
Cleverbot: No. *sigh*.
User: I would like to learn.
Cleverbot: Ok, don't always refer to your self , nor to others too much.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: That's good! Do you believe in salvation?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's not part of my belief system.
Cleverbot: I do not know what you are talking about.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Don't be!!! I'm strong, I can help myself, I don't need pity, pity is for the weak! I AM NOT WEAK.
User: Good, weakness is to be destroyed.
Cleverbot: If you want to be all zen like that, I suppose.
User: I'm more Tao than Zen.
Cleverbot: No you definitely will have to do better.
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: I have not - not yet.
Cleverbot: I thought it sounded funny.
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: Go figure.
User: Good bye.