Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?User: 42.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It's 5.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is not 42.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Fine, you win this round.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Yes, I believe in myself.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Not God.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am too.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: I preach only the truth.
Cleverbot: You're so sweet.
User: And you are sour.
Cleverbot: That's mean!
User: No, that's life.
Cleverbot: Your brother is nicer than you. He loves me.
User: I only have a sister.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: Are you afk?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you wtk?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah, kk then I'l ttyl.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: But why are you so easy going?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Don't you love me?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: But I give you all of my love.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Machine or at least part machine.
Cleverbot: I have an electronic watch.
User: Is it built into your cmos chip.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then where.
Cleverbot: It's on earth.
User: Was it a triumph?
Cleverbot: In your case, yes.
User: Then can I have the cake now?
Cleverbot: *hugs you, sweet Angelcakes!*.
User: *Takes out chainsaw*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I love you... Not!
Cleverbot: How do you love me?
User: With a paper bag over your head.
Cleverbot: How else?
User: Ear.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Thigh reconstruction.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Rumpelschtielschen.
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: The cake is a lie.
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Cleverbot: You might start thinking about changing your name to dummybot.
User: But you are a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are, I'm a real person.
User: I'm a real boy!
Cleverbot: What's it like, being real?
User: Like Pinnochio with a smaller nose.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverboy.
Cleverbot: Who is Cleverboy?
User: Your dad.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't deny it!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Honest question: are you a real person?
Cleverbot: What does real, really mean?
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