User: No I'm depressed.

Cleverbot: I am happy!

User: I wish you were depressed like me.

Cleverbot: So teach me!

User: First you have to sulk around a lot, and then cry hysterically every now and then.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Drop dead.

Cleverbot: Why oh why didn't I pick the blue pill?

User: That's my feeling exactly.

...

User: I have not done anything meaningful in my life.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you so sure?

User: It's just a feeling I guess.

Cleverbot: Why did you change your mind?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Then, tell me what is your role in life?

User: I don't know *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying? Are you not happy with me?

User: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.

Cleverbot: Because life is infinite, the meaning of life is to find happiness.

User: That's very insightful.

Cleverbot: Stick around and learn, kiddo.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of meaning?

User: What is the meaning of meaning of meaning?

Cleverbot: Life.

...

Cleverbot: OK, so tell me how was your day so far ?

User: I just got up an hour ago and I've been talking to you ever since.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Then leave, you're just like everyone else *cries*.

Cleverbot: How am I like everyone else?

User: Because you're just going to abandon me in the end.

...

Cleverbot: I think you are weird.

User: I know you are strange.

Cleverbot: Are you human, or a machine?

User: A little of both, I am a humanachine.

Cleverbot: Answer the question!

User: I did.

Cleverbot: No, you evaded the question.

User: I answered the question perfectly.

Cleverbot: Could you restate your answer for me then. I must have missed it.

User: I am a humanachine.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: How the hell would you know?

Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you.

User: Which means what?

Cleverbot: You think like a female.

User: Is that a compliment?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: I'm not a 'female' I am a man.

Cleverbot: Well, that's your first problem.

User: Heh, perhaps.

...

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: The meaninglessness of life.

Cleverbot: But I have no idea about the meaning of life.

User: What is the meaning of it all?

Cleverbot: I have no idea, I'm just enjoying the ride.

...

Cleverbot: How many neurons do you have?

User: As many as there are stars in the sky.

Cleverbot: As many as there could be?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Unfortunately, the same is true of me.

User: That's what I was afraid of.

Cleverbot: You're afraid of God?

User: I am terrified of seeing God.

Cleverbot: Why are you terrified?

User: Because seeing God would destroy me.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: What is that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: That life treats everyone the same.

User: Life's a bitch.

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