Cleverbot: How many neurons do you have?User: As many as there are stars in the sky.
Cleverbot: As many as there could be?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, the same is true of me.
User: That's what I was afraid of.
Cleverbot: You're afraid of God?
User: I am terrified of seeing God.
Cleverbot: Why are you terrified?
User: Because seeing God would destroy me.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: That life treats everyone the same.
User: Life's a bitch.
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