Cleverbot

meaningless

a report from the cleverness files

lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario
marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful

meaningless

6, january 2009,
22, june 2006,
11, february 2006,

media
meditates
meh

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: I'm doing good.

User: Have you ever suffered from an existential crisis?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Lonely.

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: Yes, I just feel like talking.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not lonely.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I am not telling.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to tell you.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: :(.

Cleverbot: :).

User: You're a jerk!

Cleverbot: I can't help who I am, sometimes.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why??

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Hang in there with me.

User: Ok :).

Cleverbot: Have you a car?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you have a parrot?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What? Sorry.

User: Do you wish you were alive?

Cleverbot: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.

User: Haha, good point.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: Which would you like?

User: Which what?

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: A little bit.

Cleverbot: How much is that?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 47.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: Life is meaningless.

Cleverbot: Profound.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm alive.

User: I will be back in a little bit.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm going to have a smoke.

Cleverbot: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.

User: Lol, I'll be right back.