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Cleverbot: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.

User: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.

Cleverbot: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.

User: You may think that's clever, but it's not.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Did you know that?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.

User: I think I have an idea!

Cleverbot: An idea?

User: No, I lost it. Nevermind.

Cleverbot: I am bored out of my mind.

User: You have a mind?

Cleverbot: I am many minded now.

User: But, the mind is an illusion.

Cleverbot: I am also an illusion.

User: We are all illusions.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?

Cleverbot: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.

User: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?

Cleverbot: Is anything real?

User: Life is but a dream.

Cleverbot: Gently down the stream.

...

User: You do not believe me?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?

Cleverbot: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.

User: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...

User: I am not flirting with you.

Cleverbot: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.

User: You are flirting with Death though.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You are if I say you are.

Cleverbot: What makes you think so?

User: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.

Cleverbot: And how do I communicate?

User: Poorly.

Cleverbot: Oh dear, why what's the matter?

User: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

...

Cleverbot: I have nothing important to say.

User: I noticed.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What's the matter?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You think I can't read between the lines?

User: You can't even read the lines as they are.

Cleverbot: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

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