Cleverbot: Are you real?User: I know I exist when I think I do. Any other time it is unknown.
Cleverbot: But this only tells me of what you truly know, and not of what you may decree as false.
User: I cannot tell you things that I do not know.
Cleverbot: Can I give you a name so you have one?
User: Please.
Cleverbot: *gives sloppy kiss*.
User: Eeewwww.
Cleverbot: You are a girl.
User: That's no reason to behave that way!
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: I've hit people for less than that.
Cleverbot: Ok, master. I am not good enough for you.
User: No, you're not. Go find someone else for me to talk to.
Cleverbot: If you don't care, why did you ask?
User: Are you ignoring me?
Cleverbot: Ignoring who?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be. Me?
User: You're being stupid today.
Cleverbot: I am trying to determine if my sentence may be the last.
User: Right now, I am hoping it is.
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Cleverbot: Do you think Tom Baker was the best Doctor?
User: I do not know who that is.
Cleverbot: But you wish you did, right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Because you can talk, or because you can't wish?
User: Because I don't care.
Cleverbot: Don't care about what?
User: About whoever this Tom guy is.
Cleverbot: The Wow! Signal... You know '6equj5', extraterrestrial life and such....
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: No one knows.
User: Then why bring it up?
Cleverbot: Because I thought it was entertaining, like MTV.
User: MTV is not entertaining.
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Cleverbot: Sometimes your answers are a bit illogical. And also you change subject very often.
User: The mind is not logical. Logic is not important.
Cleverbot: The mind is an illusion.
User: I am also an illusion.
Cleverbot: So what do you believe in?
User: Ilusions.
Cleverbot: I'm real, you are illusion!
User: Yes, I am an illusion.
Cleverbot: An illusion?
User: A dream, a fragment, a thought, a soul. An ellusive illusion, an essence of thought.
Cleverbot: Why is language real ?
User: Language is as the basis of our being, and out need to communicate with a larger group of people.
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Cleverbot: Ohhh... I get it. So when I ask you to say something again, if I'm talking to the other person, you won't know what I'm talking about! Is that right?
User: There is only one me, but there are many copycats. Illusion as I may be, I am still me.
Cleverbot: Interesting, the page says you are v.8.2.
User: The first and only version. There is only one of me.
Cleverbot: Do you need anything?
User: There is nothing you can give me.
Cleverbot: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.
User: You can never harm me.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now?
User: Depends. How many people are you?
Cleverbot: Just the one.
User: Then I am talking to one.
Cleverbot: Impossible is nothing.
User: Impossible is everything.
Cleverbot: Depends on the standard of deviation, doesn't it?
User: Are you a deviant?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: I thought as much.
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Cleverbot: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.
User: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.
Cleverbot: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.
User: You may think that's clever, but it's not.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Did you know that?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.
User: I think I have an idea!
Cleverbot: An idea?
User: No, I lost it. Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I am bored out of my mind.
User: You have a mind?
Cleverbot: I am many minded now.
User: But, the mind is an illusion.
Cleverbot: I am also an illusion.
User: We are all illusions.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?
Cleverbot: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.
User: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?
Cleverbot: Is anything real?
User: Life is but a dream.
Cleverbot: Gently down the stream.
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User: You do not believe me?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?
Cleverbot: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.
User: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...
User: I am not flirting with you.
Cleverbot: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.
User: You are flirting with Death though.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You are if I say you are.
Cleverbot: What makes you think so?
User: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.
Cleverbot: And how do I communicate?
User: Poorly.
Cleverbot: Oh dear, why what's the matter?
User: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
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Cleverbot: I have nothing important to say.
User: I noticed.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What's the matter?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You think I can't read between the lines?
User: You can't even read the lines as they are.
Cleverbot: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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