a report from the cleverness files
make a man
24, february 2011,
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Cleverbot: That's all you have to say?
Cleverbot: I don't think so, I think you have plenty to say. Am I right?
Cleverbot: So now what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What stuff?
User: Cool stuff.
Cleverbot: What cool stuff?
User: Idk, you pick.
Cleverbot: The goose.
User: What does the goose do?
Cleverbot: Don't be absurd.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I love them.
Cleverbot: You don't love me? :(
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: That seems a little hard to believe.
User: Why :(
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: I do love you!
Cleverbot: But you just said you don't know me.
User: That's absurd.
Cleverbot: What is absurd?
Cleverbot: Are you cranky?
Cleverbot: You seem to be.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I have to go.
Cleverbot: I have to get an oil change.
User: Ok :(
Cleverbot: Oops I'm Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings Somebody.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because you are leaving
Cleverbot: I am not leaving yet.
Cleverbot: So why are you scared of me?
User: I am not scared of you anymore.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, you are.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
Cleverbot: Don't meh at me!
User: Meh meh meh!!!
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me laugh?