User: No.

Cleverbot: You seem to be.

User: :(

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I have to go.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to get an oil change.

User: Ok :(

Cleverbot: Oops I'm Sorry To Hurt Your Feelings Somebody.

User: :(

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Because you are leaving

Cleverbot: I am not leaving yet.

User: :)

Cleverbot: So why are you scared of me?

User: I am not scared of you anymore.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, you are.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Don't meh at me!

User: Meh meh meh!!!

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: :P

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me laugh?

User: No

Cleverbot: Good.

User: :/

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