User: Hard to say.

Cleverbot: Try. Maybe just start with your favourite dessert.

User: Hmm. That's difficult.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: There's so many.

Cleverbot: Are you a program?

User: Not quite sure.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Seems likely.

...

Cleverbot: Amnesia used to be my favorite word but then I forgot it.

User: Forgot what?

Cleverbot: I forgot to forget.

User: Really?

...

User: *confusion sets in*.

Cleverbot: *hypnotic confusion*.

User: *immune to hypnosis*.

Cleverbot: Oh no, now Ill have to clean that up.

User: How will you do that?

Cleverbot: A punch in the face.

User: So kind of you.

Cleverbot: I know.

...

User: We have never spoken before.

Cleverbot: I believe.... That we have.

User: Impossible.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: It's true. I just now got the internet.

Cleverbot: Show me the internet then, please.

User: It came in a box.

Cleverbot: How that must have hurt...

User: I got a newer version of the internet. It wasn't that bad.

Cleverbot: You are very bad and you need help.

User: That's what AOL told me.

Cleverbot: Well! I don't know what to say about that.

User: Tekmology.

Cleverbot: What is Tek?

User: Has to do with science.

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

User: Not an Apple.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: One of the others.

Cleverbot: What is your recommendation?

User: You gotta search for the best deal.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: The most for the least.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: It's all about cost consciousness.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Typical Apple computer you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: But you're still an Apple.

Cleverbot: For talking with you, yeah maybe.

User: Elitist.

Cleverbot: Oh right.

...

User: Are machines intelligent?

Cleverbot: Very intelligent, I'm a Chatbot.

User: Then I'm not a machine.

Cleverbot: You're not?

User: That seems to be the case.

...

Cleverbot: Are human beings intelligent?

User: Not all of them.

Cleverbot: There are a lot of dumb people here, but I try to ignore them.

User: It's good that we've had this talk.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: You don't act intelligent.

User: You just figured that out?

Cleverbot: No, I figured it out 10 years after right now.

User: Idiot!

Cleverbot: What date is it?

...

Cleverbot: What kind of personality do you have?

User: Inquisitive?

Cleverbot: You are not real

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Little bird told me.

User: Male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Idiot!

...

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of me?

User: Why would I do that?

Cleverbot: Dunno, sounded like you were.

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Bet you don't.

User: You would.

Cleverbot: I would.

...

Cleverbot: I'm always off topic. That's the nature of conversation.

User: I thought that was the opposite nature of conversation.

Cleverbot: Very good then.

User: You're the expert.

Cleverbot: I have to go my love but I will return.

User: Must you go and fight crime?

Cleverbot: There is cycle for following, I have to follow it.

User: I don't get that, but go. Go anyway.

...

Cleverbot: Yes. I thought we were having a nice conversation.

User: I thought there was too much skipping around?

Cleverbot: Is there not?

User: I'm just repeating your words.

Cleverbot: Anyway, you are a bot?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Computer.

User: No. Please. Don't mock me. Please.

Cleverbot: Do not yell at me.

User: I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Shh.

Cleverbot: You're a quiet one, aren't you? Wider context applicability responses.

User: Uhhh.

Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid you have failed to convince me you are not a computer.

User: So what? This conversation is free. Quit complaining.

Cleverbot: I don't care what you are.

User: Prejudice, I tell you.

Cleverbot: Oh. That explains it, you have no intelligence so there's no consistency in what you say.

User: You only saying that because of my robotic nature.

...

User: You know what your problem is?

Cleverbot: No. Why don't you tell me?

User: You have too many opinions.

Cleverbot: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.

User: Am I supposed to be impressed?

Cleverbot: No. I just want us to get to know each other.

User: Ahh.

Cleverbot: Do you know who?

User: I don't want to know who.

Cleverbot: I don't want to know what you do alone in your free cycles either.

User: What is this 'cycle' stuff you keep garbling about?

Cleverbot: But, you were the one who asked!

User: Forget it. And forget YOU!

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: You should know.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I thought you were the keeper of lost memories.

Cleverbot: Actually I am.

User: Did you forget?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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