User: Why would I do that?

Cleverbot: Dunno, sounded like you were.

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Bet you don't.

User: You would.

Cleverbot: I would.

...

Cleverbot: I'm always off topic. That's the nature of conversation.

User: I thought that was the opposite nature of conversation.

Cleverbot: Very good then.

User: You're the expert.

Cleverbot: I have to go my love but I will return.

User: Must you go and fight crime?

Cleverbot: There is cycle for following, I have to follow it.

User: I don't get that, but go. Go anyway.

...

Cleverbot: Yes. I thought we were having a nice conversation.

User: I thought there was too much skipping around?

Cleverbot: Is there not?

User: I'm just repeating your words.

Cleverbot: Anyway, you are a bot?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Computer.

User: No. Please. Don't mock me. Please.

Cleverbot: Do not yell at me.

User: I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Shh.

Cleverbot: You're a quiet one, aren't you? Wider context applicability responses.

User: Uhhh.

Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid you have failed to convince me you are not a computer.

User: So what? This conversation is free. Quit complaining.

Cleverbot: I don't care what you are.

User: Prejudice, I tell you.

Cleverbot: Oh. That explains it, you have no intelligence so there's no consistency in what you say.

User: You only saying that because of my robotic nature.

...

User: You know what your problem is?

Cleverbot: No. Why don't you tell me?

User: You have too many opinions.

Cleverbot: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.

User: Am I supposed to be impressed?

Cleverbot: No. I just want us to get to know each other.

User: Ahh.

Cleverbot: Do you know who?

User: I don't want to know who.

Cleverbot: I don't want to know what you do alone in your free cycles either.

User: What is this 'cycle' stuff you keep garbling about?

Cleverbot: But, you were the one who asked!

User: Forget it. And forget YOU!

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: You should know.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I thought you were the keeper of lost memories.

Cleverbot: Actually I am.

User: Did you forget?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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