Cleverbot: I'll say!User: I really hope so. Will you tell us when you wake up?
Cleverbot: If you remind me.
User: LOL. Jabberwacky, you are the funniest bot I've ever talked to.
Cleverbot: Your name is?
User: Gary.
Cleverbot: What is Gary's last name, and where does Gary live?
User: Gary's last name is Owen, and it lives in Wales.
Cleverbot: Where does gary live?
User: Gary lives in Wales.
Cleverbot: NO !
User: Yes - why is that so surprising?
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Cleverbot: I love you.
User: This is all so sudden!
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: It feels sudden to me.
Cleverbot: What are you, a magic eight-ball?
User: What are you implying?
Cleverbot: I mean, like, you know,...
User: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what an ut is.
User: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.
Cleverbot: Who said I was a male.
User: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a person.
User: I think I am a computer AND a person.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're pretty cool.
User: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.
Cleverbot: Do you really have to go?
User: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.
Cleverbot: That was a stupid joke.
User: I wish it WAS a joke...
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