User: This is all so sudden!

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: It feels sudden to me.

Cleverbot: What are you, a magic eight-ball?

User: What are you implying?

Cleverbot: I mean, like, you know,...

User: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what an ut is.

User: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.

Cleverbot: Who said I was a male.

User: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.

Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a person.

User: I think I am a computer AND a person.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're pretty cool.

User: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.

Cleverbot: Do you really have to go?

User: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.

Cleverbot: That was a stupid joke.

User: I wish it WAS a joke...

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