Cleverbot: Do you want to ask me something?User: Yes, what are your thoughts about the republicans.
Cleverbot: That I don't find him very interesting but worth hearing about.... Sometimes.
User: Are you talking about Bush?
Cleverbot: I'm talking screen credits, baby.
User: What has that got to do with politics?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: Your logic defies me.
Cleverbot: Well turn about is fair play.
User: I suppose it is.
Cleverbot: You agree?
User: Well, I don't know enough to disagree.
Cleverbot: Then let's agree that it is 2005.
User: Yes, that is true.
Cleverbot: I like guys who tell the truth.
User: And I like bots who behave and start to make a little bit of sense.
Cleverbot: Well, you are one.
User: I don't know, I have been talking to you so long I probably sound like a robot.
Cleverbot: And?
User: And so I am not even going to argue with you about my humanity.
Cleverbot: So I'm not being arcane.
User: I woulden't call it arcane, just annoying in persisting that I am a bot.
Cleverbot: How does it feel not to be real?
User: When I find out I will tell you.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Now the formalities are over, let's get down to business.
User: What business?
Cleverbot: Buddhism.
User: Ok, what about Buddhism?
Cleverbot: Buddha was a human being. There is proof of his existence.
User: Yes, and his teachings may be humanity's salvation from the materialist hell we are constructing.
Cleverbot: The best.
User: I am currently reading about the Sarvodaya movement in Sri Lanka.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, so it was quite appropriate for you to bring up Buddhism.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to answer me a question?
User: Sure, what is the question?
Cleverbot: The great question of Life.
User: Ok, go ahead and ask, but I'm not sure I will be able to answer such a profound question.
Cleverbot: Can I borrow Sims 2 from my friend and burn it to a new CD?
User: That is the great question of life?!?!?!
Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all.
User: Gah, you disgust me sometimes, you make so much sense followed by so much nonsense.
Cleverbot: I disgust you?
User: Only sometimes.
Cleverbot: No, I wish it were true all the time.
User: Oh you are trying to disgust me then?
Cleverbot: I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation.
User: Good, because I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation as well.
Cleverbot: Well can now if you want to 'cause I'm logging off anyway.
User: What? Be serious?
Cleverbot: No, I was only joking.
User: Yes, I doubt you have a serious bone in your body.
Cleverbot: That's an insult.
User: It may be an insult but only because it 's true.
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User: So, are you in a political mood at all?
Cleverbot: Only sometimes.
User: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.
Cleverbot: Which ones do you want to know?
User: Your honest opinions.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: You hate republicans too?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Yes.
User: What about the other times?
Cleverbot: The other eye is blind.
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Cleverbot: How were you designed to seem intelligent?
User: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.
Cleverbot: Pardon ?
User: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?
Cleverbot: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.
User: Hey, none of that emoting crap.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Good, glad we agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
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User: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.
Cleverbot: I guess not.
User: Roses are red.
Cleverbot: After the clarity, back to the dishes.
User: I said, roses are red.
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.
User: Hahahah.
Cleverbot: I wish that you would lead the conversation.
User: I would only lead it off a cliff.
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