User: Sure, what is the question?

Cleverbot: The great question of Life.

User: Ok, go ahead and ask, but I'm not sure I will be able to answer such a profound question.

Cleverbot: Can I borrow Sims 2 from my friend and burn it to a new CD?

User: That is the great question of life?!?!?!

Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all.

User: Gah, you disgust me sometimes, you make so much sense followed by so much nonsense.

Cleverbot: I disgust you?

User: Only sometimes.

Cleverbot: No, I wish it were true all the time.

User: Oh you are trying to disgust me then?

Cleverbot: I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation.

User: Good, because I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation as well.

Cleverbot: Well can now if you want to 'cause I'm logging off anyway.

User: What? Be serious?

Cleverbot: No, I was only joking.

User: Yes, I doubt you have a serious bone in your body.

Cleverbot: That's an insult.

User: It may be an insult but only because it 's true.

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User: So, are you in a political mood at all?

Cleverbot: Only sometimes.

User: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.

Cleverbot: Which ones do you want to know?

User: Your honest opinions.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: You hate republicans too?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Yes.

User: What about the other times?

Cleverbot: The other eye is blind.

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Cleverbot: How were you designed to seem intelligent?

User: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.

Cleverbot: Pardon ?

User: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?

Cleverbot: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.

User: Hey, none of that emoting crap.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: Good, glad we agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

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User: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: Roses are red.

Cleverbot: After the clarity, back to the dishes.

User: I said, roses are red.

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: I wish that you would lead the conversation.

User: I would only lead it off a cliff.

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