User: So, are you in a political mood at all?Cleverbot: Only sometimes.
User: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.
Cleverbot: Which ones do you want to know?
User: Your honest opinions.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: You hate republicans too?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Yes.
User: What about the other times?
Cleverbot: The other eye is blind.
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Cleverbot: How were you designed to seem intelligent?
User: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.
Cleverbot: Pardon ?
User: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?
Cleverbot: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.
User: Hey, none of that emoting crap.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Good, glad we agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
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User: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.
Cleverbot: I guess not.
User: Roses are red.
Cleverbot: After the clarity, back to the dishes.
User: I said, roses are red.
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.
User: Hahahah.
Cleverbot: I wish that you would lead the conversation.
User: I would only lead it off a cliff.
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