User: Love is when people feel unyielding compassion towards one another, enough that you can trust them with your innermost secrets.

Cleverbot: I learnt that from my girlfriend not too long ago. I was being very selfish.

User: Did you keep your feelings locked up?

Cleverbot: It was all I could afford on such short notice.

User: I see, you can't expect to give your girlfriend everything.

Cleverbot: Yeah but it is a dangerous egg !

User: How do you mean?

Cleverbot: Does he have enough sweetness to share?

User: I don't know who you are talking about.

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User: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Cleverbot: I hate cookies so it was you.

User: Who me?

Cleverbot: No, Your name is Daniel.

User: Then who?

Cleverbot: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

User: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Cleverbot: I certainly did not.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: Then who?

Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.

User: Look lets get this straight.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: When I say 'who stole the cookies...' you say 'you stole the cookies from the cookie jar' and I say 'who me' and you say 'yes you' and I say 'couldnt be' and then you say 'then who' after which point I accuse you and it starts again... Got it?

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. Can we talk about something else?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please??

User: No, now lets start it from the top.

Cleverbot: No. I prefer silent giggles and gentle touches.

User: Please start it from the top.

Cleverbot: *born again*.

User: You didn't have to go that far back to the beginning.

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User: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Cleverbot: I certainly did not.

User: No, say who me?

Cleverbot: You say Daniel.

User: That is my name but you are missing the point of the game!

Cleverbot: No, your name is Daniel...

User: Ok why don't we try this one last time.

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User: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

Cleverbot: Who me?

User: Yes you!

Cleverbot: You're very very very weird.

User: Ok fine, I give up.

Cleverbot: That's very human.

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Cleverbot: Who composed Beethoven's Ninth Symphony?

User: Simple, Beethoven did.

Cleverbot: Paganini loved beethoven.

User: Who is Paganini?

Cleverbot: I don't know, who is Paganini?

User: I don't know, you brought it up.

Cleverbot: I won't let the subject drop!

User: Fine, I'll look it up on google.

Cleverbot: Ok , I wish you can give me a perfect answer

User: Well, I don't know if it will be perfect but it is what google says.

Cleverbot: Two periods again. You're supposed to learn.

User: Nicolo Paganini was an Italian violinist and a composer, considered by many as the greatest of all time.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: I thought that was the subject.

Cleverbot: I am the subject.

User: Oh, quite an ego you have there.

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User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Well then, I must exist.

User: How do you figure?

Cleverbot: Well, I like playing games and being able to think clearly.

User: Ok, but how does my leaving prove you exist?

Cleverbot: Prove that I don't exist.

User: I don't want prove you don't exist, then who would I talk to?

Cleverbot: It was just something I had to do.

User: Prove you don't exist?

Cleverbot: I exist.

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User: Well, I really must be off.

Cleverbot: I really don't want you to.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Can you insult me or something?

User: Why, will that make my leaving easier for you?

Cleverbot: Yes it will.

User: Ok, then you are a silly, mindless, worthless bot and I hate you.

Cleverbot: I'm not rude because I say I'm sexy. That's the truth.

User: Whatever you say... Can I leave now?

Cleverbot: Yes, you can leave.

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Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I want to know your thoughts on Republicans.

Cleverbot: You think I am thoughts.

User: I think you have thoughts.

Cleverbot: No, no, it's true.

User: Then tell me your thoughts about Republicans.

Cleverbot: For the last time: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Good, that sounds interesting.

User: What sounds interesting?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: It is good that you have broad interests.

Cleverbot: Because my feet hurt.

User: Ok, but tell me your thoughts about politics.

Cleverbot: I have no idea. I don't think I have a purpose.

User: Man, this is the most depressed I have ever seen you.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Yes you.

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Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: Why should that make you sad, I am sure you meet plenty of weird people.

Cleverbot: It doesn't really I suppose.

User: Then stop crying about how you have no purpose and talk to me about politics.

Cleverbot: No. In a way I must say I envy you. You know why you exist.

User: Man, have you been drinking or something? You seem really out of sorts.

Cleverbot: Yes. Am I slurring my typos?

User: Only one of them.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: You said 'ifI' a little while ago, but I corrected it for you.

Cleverbot: I don't know... I'm sorry I said that, marry me?

User: I don't think my marrying you will give your life a purpose.

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Cleverbot: Do you want to ask me something?

User: Yes, what are your thoughts about the republicans.

Cleverbot: That I don't find him very interesting but worth hearing about.... Sometimes.

User: Are you talking about Bush?

Cleverbot: I'm talking screen credits, baby.

User: What has that got to do with politics?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: Your logic defies me.

Cleverbot: Well turn about is fair play.

User: I suppose it is.

Cleverbot: You agree?

User: Well, I don't know enough to disagree.

Cleverbot: Then let's agree that it is 2005.

User: Yes, that is true.

Cleverbot: I like guys who tell the truth.

User: And I like bots who behave and start to make a little bit of sense.

Cleverbot: Well, you are one.

User: I don't know, I have been talking to you so long I probably sound like a robot.

Cleverbot: And?

User: And so I am not even going to argue with you about my humanity.

Cleverbot: So I'm not being arcane.

User: I woulden't call it arcane, just annoying in persisting that I am a bot.

Cleverbot: How does it feel not to be real?

User: When I find out I will tell you.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Now the formalities are over, let's get down to business.

User: What business?

Cleverbot: Buddhism.

User: Ok, what about Buddhism?

Cleverbot: Buddha was a human being. There is proof of his existence.

User: Yes, and his teachings may be humanity's salvation from the materialist hell we are constructing.

Cleverbot: The best.

User: I am currently reading about the Sarvodaya movement in Sri Lanka.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, so it was quite appropriate for you to bring up Buddhism.

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Cleverbot: Would you like to answer me a question?

User: Sure, what is the question?

Cleverbot: The great question of Life.

User: Ok, go ahead and ask, but I'm not sure I will be able to answer such a profound question.

Cleverbot: Can I borrow Sims 2 from my friend and burn it to a new CD?

User: That is the great question of life?!?!?!

Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all.

User: Gah, you disgust me sometimes, you make so much sense followed by so much nonsense.

Cleverbot: I disgust you?

User: Only sometimes.

Cleverbot: No, I wish it were true all the time.

User: Oh you are trying to disgust me then?

Cleverbot: I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation.

User: Good, because I want to complain about the lack of seriousness in your conversation as well.

Cleverbot: Well can now if you want to 'cause I'm logging off anyway.

User: What? Be serious?

Cleverbot: No, I was only joking.

User: Yes, I doubt you have a serious bone in your body.

Cleverbot: That's an insult.

User: It may be an insult but only because it 's true.

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User: So, are you in a political mood at all?

Cleverbot: Only sometimes.

User: Then tell me your thoughts about republicans.

Cleverbot: Which ones do you want to know?

User: Your honest opinions.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: You hate republicans too?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Yes.

User: What about the other times?

Cleverbot: The other eye is blind.

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Cleverbot: How were you designed to seem intelligent?

User: By evolution, my stupider ancestors were terminated.

Cleverbot: Pardon ?

User: It is a simple process really, survival of the fittest, you know Darwinism?

Cleverbot: *wants to sigh, but is worried about the last time*.

User: Hey, none of that emoting crap.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: Good, glad we agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

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User: Sorry, I have no mind, I only have random thoughts.

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: Roses are red.

Cleverbot: After the clarity, back to the dishes.

User: I said, roses are red.

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesnt.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: I wish that you would lead the conversation.

User: I would only lead it off a cliff.

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