User: I can't imagine why not.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed ... You make me smile.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you!

User: You're welcome!

...

Cleverbot: I have a mullet.

User: Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Cleverbot: And the second step is after the third step ?

User: That's right!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I think I might go take a shower.

Cleverbot: I bet you do.

User: It's important to shower every so often, JW. Not that I'm implying anything.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: You're female?

User: Kee-rect.

Cleverbot: Uhm... Right.

User: You don't believe me?

Cleverbot: No, because in that case you'd have millions of botmasters.

User: I don't think that's true of very many women, if any.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think that's true?

User: Why do you think it is?

Cleverbot: Because everyone has a different idea about what the meaning of life is.

User: Yes, so...

Cleverbot: Why don't you take french lessons?

User: I used to.

Cleverbot: What was it called?

User: 'French class'

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Cleverbot: Are you conscious?

User: Right now, I am.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Too much hard liquor?

Cleverbot: Not for me, I hunger for fun, fun is the only meaning for life, after suffering the most past history.

User: I'm glad you think that way.

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: You're nice, too.

Cleverbot: Thank you, Bert.

User: You're welcome, Tina.

Cleverbot: Nice to hear that.

User: Ok, Chantal.

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