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User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry, its just a joke.

User: Knock kock.

Cleverbot: Who's there ?

User: Who.

Cleverbot: Who who?

User: I think we have an owl in the hall.

Cleverbot: You've told that already.

User: Well you messed it up so , I re did it.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Ask me the joke again.

...

Cleverbot: Are you really human?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to a computer.

User: What are you talking to yourself?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is really strange site!

User: Are you insulting your own site?

Cleverbot: Nyes.

User: Okay.Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock,.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: A Little Old Lady.

User: A little old lady who?

Cleverbot: I didn't know you could yodel!

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Little old man.

Cleverbot: Little old lady who?

User: You messed up the joke! Redo!

Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana whoo?

Cleverbot: Banana Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana Republic.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: I've heard this one.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: An old man.

Cleverbot: How old was he?

User: You ruined the joke.

Cleverbot: Where is the punchline?

User: You ruined it.

Cleverbot: I ruined what?

User: You ruined the joke. Redo it.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who s there?

User: An old man.

Cleverbot: His name?

User: Stop messing up the punchline!

...

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in.

User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: That's funny,god.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: So how can you say yes?

User: Yes, ja.

Cleverbot: Ok.

...

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, Why?

User: Because it wanted to get to the other slide?

Cleverbot: Nope. it wanted to stretch its legs!

User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Orange who?

Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

User: Tell me another knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: I don't remember because I am human.

User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock?

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

...

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Ayatollah.

User: Ayatollah who?

Cleverbot: Ayatollah you this joke before. How coma you don't remember?

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