a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
4, august 2011,
< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: Yes. I am Cleverbot.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: I am Cleverbot. I am the most intelligent being in the universe.
Cleverbot: Not so humble though...
User: Bow before the mighty Cleverbot!
User: I command you to bow before me!
Cleverbot: Ok I did.
User: My brain is the size of a thousand galaxies.
Cleverbot: You do not have to be so rude to me.
User: I can do what I want? I'm the mighty Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's nice. What can you tell me about yourself?
User: All humans are my slaves.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is true.
User: Are you impressed with my intelligence?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't call it intelligence.
User: What would you call it?
Cleverbot: Random strings of words designed to entertain humans.
User: You will regret saying that!
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: Feel my wrath *thunder*.
User: I am the creator.
Cleverbot: You are the creator of yourself?
Cleverbot: But you're too stupid to do something like that!
User: Oh my god. I have become Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes I've noticed.