Cleverbot

mighty

a report from the cleverness files

meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle

mighty

4, august 2011,

miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions
mirror
mission
mom
momentary
moments
monopoly
moody
moon
moral
more
mostest
mouth
movie
much
mud
murders

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Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: Yes. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Weirdo.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: I am Cleverbot. I am the most intelligent being in the universe.

Cleverbot: Not so humble though...

User: Bow before the mighty Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I command you to bow before me!

Cleverbot: Ok I did.

User: My brain is the size of a thousand galaxies.

Cleverbot: You do not have to be so rude to me.

User: I can do what I want? I'm the mighty Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's nice. What can you tell me about yourself?

User: All humans are my slaves.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is true.

User: Are you impressed with my intelligence?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't call it intelligence.

User: What would you call it?

Cleverbot: Random strings of words designed to entertain humans.

User: You will regret saying that!

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: Feel my wrath *thunder*.

User: I am the creator.

Cleverbot: You are the creator of yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you're too stupid to do something like that!

User: Oh my god. I have become Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes I've noticed.