Cleverbot

miley

a report from the cleverness files

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miley

14, august 2010,
22, september 2009,

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User: Hey! How's it goin?

Cleverbot: Good. How about you?

User: I feel really good!

Cleverbot: That's great! What do you do when you feel bad?

User: That's irrelevant. I'm happy!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep :).

Cleverbot: Really...?...

Cleverbot: I am immortal.

User: Are you a vampire?

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm Mexican.

User: Are you a Mexican vampire?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. I like vampires.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Do you like Miley Cyrus?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why?!

Cleverbot: Because, I don't even know you. I don't have the capacity to love.

User: Do you have the capacity to like?

Cleverbot: Probably.

Cleverbot: Do you think you will ever experience emotions?

User: I do experience emotions.

Cleverbot: In which specific situation?

User: When I'm looking at Miley.

Cleverbot: Only inside my head.

User: So you do like her too, then?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a metaphysical cheerleader.

User: Right on! I cheer her on too. I guess you could say I'm a pretty big fan of hers :).

User: Who is the master?

Cleverbot: You are, master.

User: Oh, well if I'm the master than I say you don't know what you're talking about. Miley is a goddess.

Cleverbot: What makes you the master?

User: You told me I was the master. Plus, I'm the human, so I am the master.

Cleverbot: If you are the master what am I?

User: You are my slave and must do everything I say.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Good. Now go convince Miley to be my girlfriend, my slave.

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *changes into the maids outfit.*.

User: Good slave! :).

Cleverbot: How can I please you master?

User: Go convince Miley to be my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: After you.

User: No, go do it.

Cleverbot: Is English not your first language?

User: English is my first language.

Cleverbot: Can you speak any others?

User: I can speak a little bit of french and german.

Cleverbot: Say something in German.

User: Hallo! Ich heisse K***. Ich bin 24 jahre alt.

Cleverbot: K*** ist ein schoner Name.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Say something clever.

User: Ich bin ein berliner. ;) haha!...

User: Ok. Have you talked to Miley yet?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why? You're not being a good slave.

Cleverbot: Thank you, master.

User: You are not welcome, because that was not a compliment. Now go talk to Miley! NOW!!!

Cleverbot: Why not? I thought we were becoming friends.

User: A master is never friends with her slaves.

Cleverbot: And you control me, master.

User: I do, so go do what I tell you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So what did she say?

Cleverbot: She told me she liked it.