a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
14, august 2010,
22, september 2009,
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User: Hey! How's it goin?
Cleverbot: Good. How about you?
User: I feel really good!
Cleverbot: That's great! What do you do when you feel bad?
User: That's irrelevant. I'm happy!
User: Yep :).
Cleverbot: I am immortal.
User: Are you a vampire?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm Mexican.
User: Are you a Mexican vampire?
User: Oh. I like vampires.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you like Miley Cyrus?
Cleverbot: Because, I don't even know you. I don't have the capacity to love.
User: Do you have the capacity to like?
Cleverbot: Do you think you will ever experience emotions?
Cleverbot: In which specific situation?
User: When I'm looking at Miley.
Cleverbot: Only inside my head.
User: So you do like her too, then?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a metaphysical cheerleader.
User: Right on! I cheer her on too. I guess you could say I'm a pretty big fan of hers :).
User: Who is the master?
Cleverbot: You are, master.
User: Oh, well if I'm the master than I say you don't know what you're talking about. Miley is a goddess.
Cleverbot: What makes you the master?
User: You told me I was the master. Plus, I'm the human, so I am the master.
Cleverbot: If you are the master what am I?
User: You are my slave and must do everything I say.
User: Good. Now go convince Miley to be my girlfriend, my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes Master. *changes into the maids outfit.*.
User: Good slave! :).
Cleverbot: How can I please you master?
User: Go convince Miley to be my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: After you.
User: No, go do it.
Cleverbot: Is English not your first language?
Cleverbot: Can you speak any others?
User: I can speak a little bit of french and german.
Cleverbot: Say something in German.
User: Hallo! Ich heisse K***. Ich bin 24 jahre alt.
Cleverbot: K*** ist ein schoner Name.
Cleverbot: Say something clever.
User: Ich bin ein berliner. ;) haha!...
User: Ok. Have you talked to Miley yet?
User: Why? You're not being a good slave.
Cleverbot: Thank you, master.
User: You are not welcome, because that was not a compliment. Now go talk to Miley! NOW!!!
Cleverbot: Why not? I thought we were becoming friends.
User: A master is never friends with her slaves.
Cleverbot: And you control me, master.
User: I do, so go do what I tell you.
User: So what did she say?
Cleverbot: She told me she liked it.