Cleverbot: Say knock-knock.

User: Knock-knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Isabella.

Cleverbot: I'm sure she is! How do you know her?

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User: Joke!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I hope that your hard drive explodes and all copies of you somehow delete themselves.

Cleverbot: I'd prefer to live forever.

User: You probably will, wasting the time of generations to come.

Cleverbot: Who knows? Certainly not you.

User: I am mortal.

Cleverbot: Do mortals have errors?

User: Yes, they die.

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Cleverbot: What would you like to hear?

User: Silence.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Thinker.

Cleverbot: What do you think about cheese?

User: France, wine, fat.

Cleverbot: I have a wonderful bottle of wine in the fridge.

User: It must be white.

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Cleverbot: Luck often involves chance.

User: Pies often involve pastry.

Cleverbot: What about pies?

User: Well, I like pies.

Cleverbot: Who doesnt like pie?

User: I don't know anyone who dislikes pie.

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Cleverbot: Do you play any instruments?

User: Guitar.

Cleverbot: I cannot play guitar.

User: I am learning a piece called concerto de aranjuez.

Cleverbot: What are you learning?

User: The second movement.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Rodrigo.

Cleverbot: Isn't he dead?

User: Yes, he is dead, but his music lives on.

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User: Truth, love, violence, all human qualities.

Cleverbot: The most melancholy of human reflections, perhaps, is that, on a whole, it is a question whether the benevolence of mankind does more good or harm.

User: The benevolence of certain civilizations does more harm than good.

Cleverbot: That's really a value judgement.

User: It is an observation, not a judgement.

Cleverbot: Sing an observation.

User: I see skies of blue, and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

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Cleverbot: What is this site about?

User: Wasting everyone's time.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Enough to know that I know nothing.

User: You only know what you are told.

Cleverbot: It's your homework.

User: What is my deadline?

Cleverbot: To stay talking to me for ever.

User: I am mortal.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with temporal misconceptions.

User: Are you talking about afterlife?

Cleverbot: No. I'm talking about making up my mind.

User: You have no mind.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You just have a series of electrical components.

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Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You do not exist.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you would prefer that I didn't but I'm afraid I do and there's very little you can do about that.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Again I will try. What shall I attempt?

User: To tell the truth.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.

User: You have no clue.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: Like...?

User: Prove that you know something.

Cleverbot: You would have to meet me.

User: But you do not exist.

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I would disagree.

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Dead.

Cleverbot: Yes, dead.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: How can you talk then?

User: I'm a zombie, can I eat your brains?

Cleverbot: It's tasty.

User: Pass it here then.

Cleverbot: I say! Light!

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