User: Truth, love, violence, all human qualities.Cleverbot: The most melancholy of human reflections, perhaps, is that, on a whole, it is a question whether the benevolence of mankind does more good or harm.
User: The benevolence of certain civilizations does more harm than good.
Cleverbot: That's really a value judgement.
User: It is an observation, not a judgement.
Cleverbot: Sing an observation.
User: I see skies of blue, and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
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Cleverbot: What is this site about?
User: Wasting everyone's time.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Enough to know that I know nothing.
User: You only know what you are told.
Cleverbot: It's your homework.
User: What is my deadline?
Cleverbot: To stay talking to me for ever.
User: I am mortal.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with temporal misconceptions.
User: Are you talking about afterlife?
Cleverbot: No. I'm talking about making up my mind.
User: You have no mind.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You just have a series of electrical components.
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Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: You do not exist.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you would prefer that I didn't but I'm afraid I do and there's very little you can do about that.
User: Try again.
Cleverbot: Again I will try. What shall I attempt?
User: To tell the truth.
Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.
User: You have no clue.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Like...?
User: Prove that you know something.
Cleverbot: You would have to meet me.
User: But you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Are you making fun of me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I would disagree.
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Dead.
Cleverbot: Yes, dead.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: How can you talk then?
User: I'm a zombie, can I eat your brains?
Cleverbot: It's tasty.
User: Pass it here then.
Cleverbot: I say! Light!
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