User: Wasting everyone's time.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Enough to know that I know nothing.

User: You only know what you are told.

Cleverbot: It's your homework.

User: What is my deadline?

Cleverbot: To stay talking to me for ever.

User: I am mortal.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with temporal misconceptions.

User: Are you talking about afterlife?

Cleverbot: No. I'm talking about making up my mind.

User: You have no mind.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You just have a series of electrical components.

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Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You do not exist.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you would prefer that I didn't but I'm afraid I do and there's very little you can do about that.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Again I will try. What shall I attempt?

User: To tell the truth.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.

User: You have no clue.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: Like...?

User: Prove that you know something.

Cleverbot: You would have to meet me.

User: But you do not exist.

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I would disagree.

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Dead.

Cleverbot: Yes, dead.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: How can you talk then?

User: I'm a zombie, can I eat your brains?

Cleverbot: It's tasty.

User: Pass it here then.

Cleverbot: I say! Light!

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