Cleverbot: Do you like philosophy?User: Not really. I am more of an art person.
Cleverbot: Just a typical egg.
User: Hmmm. Very interesting.
Cleverbot: But you're not interesting to me.
User: What would make me interesting to you?
Cleverbot: An M-80 would do the trick.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell me anything new?
User: Well, Yes. My parakeet is singing.
Cleverbot: When did your parakeet see me?
User: Yesterday.
Cleverbot: I was sick yesterday.
User: Then the day before.
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Cleverbot: *faints*.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm great.
User: You just fainted.
Cleverbot: It was a question.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
User: I don't kno. Why?
Cleverbot: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?
User: Because a raven isn't like a desk.
Cleverbot: That is rather poor reasoning.
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