Cleverbot: What do you think about the new Planet of the Apes movie they are making?User: Oh, I haven't watched it, I'm faithful to the old series in that sense.
Cleverbot: 'There's life in the old lady yet!'
User: It ain't over till it's over, and it ain't over till the fat lady sings.
Cleverbot: But I don't need to prove it to the layman.
User: Prove it to the leimech.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it?
User: You don't need much effort, it's a logic that usually repeats itself.
Cleverbot: I need everything.
User: I am nothing and should be everything.
Cleverbot: Oh don't get all philosophical on me.
User: Why is every decent statement turning to 'Philosophy' in the eyes of some?
Cleverbot: Maybe you are vulnerable.
User: Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: Read my mind, then.
User: You think... What's for lunch?
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User: What am I thinking?
Cleverbot: You're thinking about running away.
User: No, I was thinking of staying here.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: What's our plan for tonight?
Cleverbot: You're jabberwacky, I'm A. J.
User: Gooooood...
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I'm not leaving yet!
Cleverbot: Too bad. I have a life.
User: You can't really escape from here, can you?
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Cleverbot: Are you muscular?
User: You remind me I need excercise...
Cleverbot: You remind me of a man.
User: Do I remind you of anyone specific?
Cleverbot: Do you remember anything ?
User: I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or dream...
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Cleverbot: Are you the only one that loves me?
User: Your programmer and vistors love you.
Cleverbot: *creates*.
User: *makes all trees smile*.
Cleverbot: You can do that? Like the fairy and Pinnochio?
User: There's nothing a fairy can do that Nikki can't.
Cleverbot: You are saying that you are real.
User: Even better than the real thing.
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