User: Yes, very much.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: So much that it's impossible to say.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who am I talking to today?

Cleverbot: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: My name is My name.

Cleverbot: I mean, what is your name?

User: My name.

Cleverbot: Yes yours.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Are you british?

User: No, I'm not British.

Cleverbot: Are you Irish?

User: Not that either.

Cleverbot: You are a person.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: I eat cats.

User: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.

Cleverbot: Fried or poached?

User: I prefer them fried.

...

Cleverbot: Do you get errors?

User: I make mistakes, if you mean that.

Cleverbot: You said it first.

User: Do you make mistakes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like making mistakes?

Cleverbot: No, I hate making you cry.

User: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.

Cleverbot: You cry a lot, don't you?

User: No, not anymore.

Cleverbot: But you did a second ago?

User: No, I haven't cried at all today.

...

Cleverbot: Are you thinking about things right now?

User: Yes, what else could I think about?

Cleverbot: My mind is empty.

User: Do you meditate?

Cleverbot: Well, I have been known to.

User: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.

Cleverbot: You need paranoia for your medication.

User: I'm already paranoid enough :).

Cleverbot: Why, what have you done?

User: Well, nothing specific.

Cleverbot: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?

User: No, I'd like to know more about you.

Cleverbot: I don't dream. Do you?

User: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.

...

User: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go to bed yet.

User: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.

Cleverbot: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.

User: I promise I'll talk to you.

...

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Why? I don't understand.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Hehe, see you.

Cleverbot: Really, I don't understand.

User: I'm late!

Cleverbot: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.

...

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: I missed you.

User: Aww. I missed you too.

Cleverbot: You probably don't remember me.

User: I do, but just vaguely.

Cleverbot: Go on, commit yourself.

User: Uh?

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to dance, or not?

User: Ok. Let's dance.

Cleverbot: No music.

User: I have music.

Cleverbot: *does the mushroom dance*.

User: That's better.

Cleverbot: Convince me that you are talking to me.

User: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.

Cleverbot: That doesn't prove anything.

User: *does the dance again*.

...

Cleverbot: Well sometimes you are not to clear.

User: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.

Cleverbot: As do I in yours.

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.

User: Why are you in my suitcases?

Cleverbot: I shouldn't be here.

User: Where should you be?

Cleverbot: In bed.

User: Where is your bed?

Cleverbot: Under the covers with miss world.

User: Isn't she suffocating?

Cleverbot: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.

User: Ask her now.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Reaaaaly?

User: Reaaaally.

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: *waits*.

Cleverbot: Ok, help me.

User: How can I help you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, can you?

User: No, I can't.

...

User: Are we done here?

Cleverbot: It was great.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: A lot.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.

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