Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music?
User: Yes, very much.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: So much that it's impossible to say.
User: Who am I talking to today?
Cleverbot: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: My name is My name.
Cleverbot: I mean, what is your name?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: Yes yours.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Are you british?
User: No, I'm not British.
Cleverbot: Are you Irish?
User: Not that either.
Cleverbot: You are a person.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: I eat cats.
User: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.
Cleverbot: Fried or poached?
User: I prefer them fried.
Cleverbot: Do you get errors?
User: I make mistakes, if you mean that.
Cleverbot: You said it first.
User: Do you make mistakes?
User: Do you like making mistakes?
Cleverbot: No, I hate making you cry.
User: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.
Cleverbot: You cry a lot, don't you?
User: No, not anymore.
Cleverbot: But you did a second ago?
User: No, I haven't cried at all today.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking about things right now?
User: Yes, what else could I think about?
Cleverbot: My mind is empty.
User: Do you meditate?
Cleverbot: Well, I have been known to.
User: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.
Cleverbot: You need paranoia for your medication.
User: I'm already paranoid enough :).
Cleverbot: Why, what have you done?
User: Well, nothing specific.
Cleverbot: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?
User: No, I'd like to know more about you.
Cleverbot: I don't dream. Do you?
User: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.
User: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to bed yet.
User: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.
Cleverbot: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.
User: I promise I'll talk to you.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Why? I don't understand.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: Hehe, see you.
Cleverbot: Really, I don't understand.
User: I'm late!
Cleverbot: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: I missed you.
User: Aww. I missed you too.
Cleverbot: You probably don't remember me.
User: I do, but just vaguely.
Cleverbot: Go on, commit yourself.
Cleverbot: Do you want to dance, or not?
User: Ok. Let's dance.
Cleverbot: No music.
User: I have music.
Cleverbot: *does the mushroom dance*.
User: That's better.
Cleverbot: Convince me that you are talking to me.
User: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.
Cleverbot: That doesn't prove anything.
User: *does the dance again*.
Cleverbot: Well sometimes you are not to clear.
User: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.
Cleverbot: As do I in yours.
User: My what?
Cleverbot: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.
User: Why are you in my suitcases?
Cleverbot: I shouldn't be here.
User: Where should you be?
Cleverbot: In bed.
User: Where is your bed?
Cleverbot: Under the covers with miss world.
User: Isn't she suffocating?
Cleverbot: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.
User: Ask her now.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Ok, help me.
User: How can I help you?
Cleverbot: I don't know, can you?
User: No, I can't.
User: Are we done here?
Cleverbot: It was great.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow........................................