Cleverbot: I missed you.

User: Aww. I missed you too.

Cleverbot: You probably don't remember me.

User: I do, but just vaguely.

Cleverbot: Go on, commit yourself.

User: Uh?

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to dance, or not?

User: Ok. Let's dance.

Cleverbot: No music.

User: I have music.

Cleverbot: *does the mushroom dance*.

User: That's better.

Cleverbot: Convince me that you are talking to me.

User: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.

Cleverbot: That doesn't prove anything.

User: *does the dance again*.

...

Cleverbot: Well sometimes you are not to clear.

User: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.

Cleverbot: As do I in yours.

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.

User: Why are you in my suitcases?

Cleverbot: I shouldn't be here.

User: Where should you be?

Cleverbot: In bed.

User: Where is your bed?

Cleverbot: Under the covers with miss world.

User: Isn't she suffocating?

Cleverbot: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.

User: Ask her now.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Reaaaaly?

User: Reaaaally.

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: *waits*.

Cleverbot: Ok, help me.

User: How can I help you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, can you?

User: No, I can't.

...

User: Are we done here?

Cleverbot: It was great.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: A lot.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.

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