a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
7, february 2011,
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am fine, how are you?
User: I am doing great, thanks.
Cleverbot: That's good!
User: Want to sing a song?
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Pokemon theme song?
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: I wanna be, the very best. That no one ever was.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Hey, Jude. Don't make it bad.
Cleverbot: I make a good first impression!
User: Hey Jude. Don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.
Cleverbot: Remember if you let her into your heart, then you cans start to make it better.
User: Now when you start to feel the pain, he Jude, refrain, don't carry the world, upon your shoulders.
Cleverbot: No you don't. When I and my robot minions take over the world, you'll call me what everyone else will call me. God.