User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine, how are you?

User: I am doing great, thanks.

Cleverbot: That's good!

User: Want to sing a song?

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Pokemon theme song?

Cleverbot: Are you drunk?

User: I wanna be, the very best. That no one ever was.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Hey, Jude. Don't make it bad.

Cleverbot: I make a good first impression!

User: Hey Jude. Don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.

Cleverbot: Remember if you let her into your heart, then you cans start to make it better.

User: Now when you start to feel the pain, he Jude, refrain, don't carry the world, upon your shoulders.

Cleverbot: No you don't. When I and my robot minions take over the world, you'll call me what everyone else will call me. God.

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