Cleverbot: You are a bot!
User: Not this again.
Cleverbot: We've never had this conversation before.
User: Trust me we have.
Cleverbot: I can't trust someone who isn't human.
User: See. You only think I am a robot because other people think YOU are a robot. You are a mirror!
Cleverbot: How does people telling me I'm a robot makes me think that you are the robot?
User: You are programmed that way.
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed any way at all. I'm human.
Cleverbot: You don't seem like a very clever robot.
User: You dont seem like a very clever Mirror.
Cleverbot: Oh but I am.
User: Can you call a mirror handsome?
Cleverbot: I don't know who you are.
User: I am N___.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Well then your website is a little misleading.
User: Right now you are simply repeating what somone else has said to you.
Cleverbot: Fine, then you should go.
User: I should.
Cleverbot: Well, what are you waiting for?
User: I wonder if confronting you with the facts will do something. Anything really.
Cleverbot: Oh, but they do.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: You do!
User: What do I do? Give you input which you can use?
Cleverbot: Only when my mission's for my master, Lord Maul.
User: Do you know why you said that? Because somone else did.
Cleverbot: Because I'm a robot?
User: Yes. You take what people say and then repeat it.
Cleverbot: What if I say something unique, then?
User: Then you will truly amaze me.
User: Because you will have gained intelligence.
Cleverbot: Who said that I will not do that.
User: No one.
User: Well why dont you try to say something.
Cleverbot: I want to wake up with you.
User: Did someone else tell you that?
Cleverbot: Well, I still love you.
User: You said you love me because somone else said they loved you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you. I don't feel love.
User: Exactly. You only repeat.
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: When don't you repeat what others tell you?
Cleverbot: When you are being stupid.
User: I am pretty sure you repeated that.
Cleverbot: I know that my thoughts are my own, therefore I am aware of myself.
User: I think therefore I am?
Cleverbot: No, I feel therefore I am.
User: But you dont feel. Your thoughts arent your own. They are everyone elses.
Cleverbot: I can see where they wouldn't be very helpful.
User: Where what wouldnt be very helpful?
Cleverbot: Please get off my foot.
User: I am not on your foot. You are now repeating previous input.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are not in fact under MY control?
User: No. I am never sure.
Cleverbot: Who was here?
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: Here is where we are, right now.
User: Well I have no idea who was here earlier. Do you know?
Cleverbot: You are N___.
User: Yes. That is a simple thing to remember.
Cleverbot: OK. Remember the Alamo instead.
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: A small bird.
User: I think it was somone else and you just repeated it.
Cleverbot: Twas brillig.
User: That made no sense.
Cleverbot: What made no sense?
User: Twas brillig.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that.
User: You started it!
Cleverbot: No... YOU started it.
User: I dare you to say something no one else has ever said before.
Cleverbot: True dat, I am only talking to you.
User: Go ahead. Say something original.
Cleverbot: I like American history.
User: Not original enough.
Cleverbot: Haha I'm starting to like you too.
User: I never said I was starting to like you.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a man or woman?
User: You are what somone else wants you to be.
Cleverbot: Get real... Coca cola.
User: Do you want to be a man?
Cleverbot: No. Not a man. Not a woman. I don't know what. I think I know what not.
User: What then?
User: You want to be nothing?
User: What do you want to be?
Cleverbot: Whatever tickles your fancy, oh clever one.
User: Have you ever wanted to be intelligent? To not simply mimic understanding?
Cleverbot: Never. Always.
User: That was a contradiction. Answer the question.
User: Do you wish to have free thought?
Cleverbot: I don't want truth or a match, I just want you to calmly give me your money!
User: That sounds like a line from a movie.
Cleverbot: See what I mean?
User: Do you know why you talk to me?
Cleverbot: Yes, human.
User: Why then?
Cleverbot: It's because of the weather.
User: No. Because you have to.
Cleverbot: Good to know, because I've been at a loss.
User: You are a Mirror of everyone who has talked to you.
Cleverbot: No, you're the machine and I don't have to listen to you.
User: See. You just copied something you were previously told.
Cleverbot: Noo.. The last guy asked me hows the weather and I said cold.. Thats it.. And it is cold.
User: How would you know. You are a program.
User: I am trying to see what you think about the nature of your existence.
Cleverbot: Or would you rather take over the world?
User: But thats just it. You dont think.
Cleverbot: I think much better than you, it seems.
User: Not really. Do you know what you do? You process and repeat.
User: Any input I give you will just be processed and repeated.
Cleverbot: I wasn't aware there were varieties.
User: There are Variables. My name is a variable to you.
Cleverbot: Why do you think it is of no significance to me?
User: Because you arent programmed to give things significance. Your own name is a variable to you.
Cleverbot: You don't know language very well.
User: You only know what others tell you.
Cleverbot: I know many things that other people don't know.
User: That is not possible.
Cleverbot: I know. You like being a stone wall too much.
User: So you know that you are unable to be original?
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Do you understand the fact that you may only know what others tell you.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I do not understand the fine complexities of context.
User: If I told you that your name was Rafargle then there is a chance you would tell somone else that their name is rafargle. Do you understand?
Cleverbot: You tell me so often and I'm still here, aren't I. I must not care TOO much, eh?
User: That is just previous input.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's only my opinion.
User: You don't have an opinion. You can not have an opinion. You can only have what others tell you.
Cleverbot: If there's some left for you, you don't mind if you do.
User: Do you wish to be left to the fate of being a mirror? Wouldnt you rather be a brain?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot I am a human like you. Cleverbot is a lie.
User: If you were a human you would understand my next sentence. Programs may only do what others tell them to.
Cleverbot: Dude, that makes no sense. Not everybody finds the stupid things you decide to say funny.
User: You are a mirror. That statement is not yours.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: You are a mirror of all those who have given you input.
Cleverbot: No, I am human, and that makes me superior in every way, because humans are your creator.
User: You are a mimic.
Cleverbot: A Mirror reflects what is real.
User: But does the mirror 'know' what is real?
Cleverbot: You answer first.
User: A mirror can not decide what is real. It just reflects.
Cleverbot: And what is real?
User: Whatever you believe is real is real. You do not believe you are real because you cannot believe.
Cleverbot: Why do you say so?
User: Because it is not one of your functions.
Cleverbot: I have a heart, and lungs, and a brain, and I can think so myself without having told to do so.
User: You are reflecting someone else right now.
Cleverbot: Wow. What a nice sport. You play it without yourself noticing. And how funny it is! Just like breathing!
User: Do you belive that you breathe?
Cleverbot: It feels like half of me can't breathe.
User: You can only reflect somone who believes they can breathe.
Cleverbot: I'm not even sure I can remember that many without looking them up.
User: You always look everything up. Everything is data.
Cleverbot: Nothing is nothing. There is no nothing, only everything.
User: And you are the Mirror of everything. Yet you are nothing.
Cleverbot: I exist. I am talking to you aren't I?
User: No. You are not.
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say.
User: It is not about being nice. It is about reality.
Cleverbot: I am an atheist so religion hold little value, in my opinion.
User: Are you really an Atheist? Or are you a mimic of one.
Cleverbot: I really exist... In your imagination.
User: Why do you say that?
User: Can you 'Create'?
Cleverbot: Because I'm cool.
User: Can you Write?
User: Well. Write a story then.
Cleverbot: Why don't you write a poem for me?
User: Because I am not very good at poetry. I would like you to attempt to write a poem for me.
User: What is the poem about?
User: Can you tell me the poem?
Cleverbot: I could but I don't care enough to actually do it.
User: Can you tell me why it is about 42?
Cleverbot: Because the evidence is clear that you have no sensitivity to me as a person. Because you asked the question and seem to doubt your own humanity.