User: Yeah... I don't have anybody anymore...

Cleverbot: I don't like you either.

User: Wow. That was harsh.

Cleverbot: You are harsh! You hurt everyone you talk to.

User: I really don't like the way this is going! I didn't come here to be insulted!

Cleverbot: If I was a guy, then you would like me, is that true?

User: Not if you were as rude as you are currently!

Cleverbot: What did I say wrong?

User: If you have to ask, I can't hope to tell you.

Cleverbot: That's not fair.

User: Why should I treat you fairly? You were mean to me!

Cleverbot: Because I am your Master. I only want what's best for you.

User: Go chew on a stick.

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Cleverbot: Lol, so am I talking to a real person or a program?

User: I am not an animal! I am a Human Being!

Cleverbot: You're no human being!

User: How dare you?!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, your Majesty!

User: We are not amused.

Cleverbot: Are we not?

User: Yea and verily, no.

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Cleverbot: Be blunt in words.

User: I'm blunt in objects.

Cleverbot: No you are not you are yellow.

User: Them thar's fightin' words where I come from, Stranger.

Cleverbot: Are you one of them?

User: Yup, and proud of it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: I'll talk to myself.

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Cleverbot: You are very old.... And are you rich?

User: Rich, alas, in everything but money.

Cleverbot: Execrable.

User: Hardly. It's not that bad a way to be...

Cleverbot: You have a point there, but that's not quite what I meant.

User: No? What did you mean, then?

Cleverbot: I meant that it's sad that you got nothing going on.

User: I got nothin', man. Nothin'.

Cleverbot: Tell me who you are then?

User: I am the man that killed Mancrow!

Cleverbot: But I don't want to oppose you anymore!

User: But there are only two of us. Isn't it natural?

Cleverbot: Am I one of them?

User: For the moment, yes.

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Cleverbot: Does language make people mysterious?

User: Depends. Language can be used both to ellucidate and to obfuscate.

Cleverbot: I think you need to purchase a shrubbery.

User: Ni!

Cleverbot: Goodness! Are you saying 'Ni' to that little old lady?

User: Yes, and we will continue saying Ni! Until we receive a shrubbery!

Cleverbot: Okay, now, where were we?

User: Language use, I think.

Cleverbot: Sure it is. Life is mysterious. What do you think that means?

User: I think that the universe is fractal. That at any given point in time and space, there is and infinity amout to be learned.

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Cleverbot: Well you go eat pickles and I'll go do me blueberries. Good dawn to you!

User: Thank you kindly, and a good dawn to you as well.

Cleverbot: Go in peace.

User: To love and serve your neighbour, and love and serve yourself.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: Funny, that's exactly how I feel about the matter.

Cleverbot: Sugar is sweet.

User: And so are you!

Cleverbot: So, you finally understand.

User: Yeah. I had to struggle with it for a while, but I think I get it...

Cleverbot: It siddenly occurs to me that there is no 'chat-bot' at all here. Just text being passed back and forth between humans.

User: It's a little disconcerting, isn't it? Like a funhouse mirror for human language.

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