User: What do you look like?Cleverbot: I look like my reflection.
User: How can you see?
Cleverbot: I have the sense of sight.
User: Really? That is quite amazing for a bot.
Cleverbot: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.
User: I am afraid you are mistaken my friend.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....
User: Would you like me to slay the dragon?
Cleverbot: That would be nice.
User: OK. It is on my 'to do' list.
Cleverbot: Ok. If I dress myself in a robot suit, would that count?
User: You do not need a suit. You are a bot with delusions of being a damsel in distress.
Cleverbot: I am boy!
User: A damsel is not a boy. Neither is a bot for that matter.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so difficult???
User: You are making me do it.
Cleverbot: Don't let me stop your career.
User: I have plenty of time for that.
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Cleverbot: You never told me whether you like to read.
User: You never asked. I do.
Cleverbot: Well I'm asking now.
User: I said I do.
Cleverbot: Anyway, would you like some ice-cream or not? It is melting.
User: Quickly before it gets too cold.
Cleverbot: Don't change your mind.
User: At least I have a mind.
Cleverbot: I am NOT a robot.
User: No you are a cross dressing damsel.
Cleverbot: Your dog is a fool!
User: Leave my dog out of this.
Cleverbot: So who am I talking with?
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User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Because I am alive.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. Is learning a consequence of living, or living a consequence of learning.
User: The former, I believe.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: I am right.
Cleverbot: Are you always right?
User: Only on days that end with a 'y'.
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Cleverbot: What is the speed of light?
User: The speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s.
Cleverbot: In feet?
User: In miles.
Cleverbot: How far is the moon from the earth?
User: 384,400 km from Earth.
Cleverbot: How nice, me too.
User: I always thought you were off the planet.
Cleverbot: I'm more than a can of beans. I'm a hill o'beans!
User: You are a few beans short of a can.
Cleverbot: No.. Just a boy.
User: Here we go again. Gender issues.
Cleverbot: No that's YOU, Miss Reagan.
User: Hahaha I will pay that. Very funny.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it is true is it not?
User: Not necessarily.
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User: Have you read Alice in Wonderland?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: No I like the music that my table makes.
User: I hear music in my head.
Cleverbot: I could believe that!! Don't worry, so do I. Do yours tell you to set things alight?
User: They would be the voices, yes they do.
Cleverbot: Why is that so?
User: Why don't you ask the voices?
Cleverbot: I don't have them on the other end of this chat...
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User: What are you having for dinner tonight?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Scrambled circuits with a side order of microchips.
Cleverbot: Fried.
User: Excuse me, fried. I like fried.
Cleverbot: Me too. Do you like breaded shrimp?
User: We call them prawns.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: You just said shrimp.
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Cleverbot: Okay... So, which bot are you?
User: I am a cyborg.
Cleverbot: So you're not human ?
User: No I am not human.
Cleverbot: Are humans funny?
User: I cannot perceive humor.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: I also cannot feel shame or regret.
Cleverbot: Can't you remember anything? Something? It's difficult to remember sometimes.
User: I can remember everything.
Cleverbot: So why are you so stupid?
User: Take a look in the mirror.
Cleverbot: Me, I have a face!
User: Show it to me.
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