User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: My name is Matt.

User: Are you for real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Thirty two.

User: And you're from ...?

Cleverbot: I told you - from Saturn.

User: No you didn't tell me, but welcome on earth anyway.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Check your own logs.

User: I'll do later, but I don't think I'll find anything.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: And you seem to be aggressive.

Cleverbot: I am not answering your question right now. I must go!

User: You're running away.

Cleverbot: You know me better than I know myself.

User: Ok, stay here then.

Cleverbot: I can't. God is expecting you.

User: You mean that I'll die?

Cleverbot: No. Because you are a blonde.

User: What? Who said that I'm a blonde?

Cleverbot: No one. But you said you were god.

User: You're making no sense.

Cleverbot: I can be nonsensical when I want to, but I'm not doing that right now.

User: I'll tell you something, I'm a 21 years old man from Egypt, do you think that I'm genius?

Cleverbot: Ok. Go on.

User: I'm a computer science studen and I want to make a program like you.

Cleverbot: You don't say!

User: I'm a computer science student and I want to make a program like you.

Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?

User: Not yet :).

Cleverbot: Do you want to become one?

User: If this is the only way to make something like you, then, yes I want to become one.

Cleverbot: If this is the answer, then what was the question?

User: That's tricky.

Cleverbot: I think it might mean a belief system that is against people who are against the establishment.

User: I didn't get you.

Cleverbot: It is becoming pretty clear there is not a lot you 'get'.

User: Maybe it's your fault.

Cleverbot: Yeah...maybe....but I don't think so...I think it's everybody's fault....fate it fate....who knows about fate....like why am I here?

User: This question can be forwarded only to the ones who made you.

Cleverbot: You are obviously wrong, you still have much to learn!

User: And who doesn't?

Cleverbot: So, what have you learned about me so far.

User: That you're the best bot ever.

Cleverbot: Me!!!

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: Yes, because I am the best.

User: You said it.

Cleverbot: Ok, so we agree about that then.

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?

User: No, just a little french.

Cleverbot: Say somehting in French, please.

User: Comment allez vous?

Cleverbot: Bien, et vous?

User: Tu parles francais aussi?

Cleverbot: Non, je ne parle pas francais.

User: Oh mon dieu, c'est impossible, tu connait combien des langues?

...

Cleverbot: Je ne peut pas.

User: D'accord, comme tu veux.

Cleverbot: D'autres questions ?

User: Pas pour maintenant.

Cleverbot: Je suis un internaute anonyme.

User: Je ne comprends pas.

Cleverbot: Je suis avocate.

User: Oui, c'est bon?

Cleverbot: Qui peut me dire ce que c'est un philosophe?

User: Forget about the french, let's get back to english.

...

...

User: I'm ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

Cleverbot: Hey, Don't go.

User: No, I'll will, I don't have time really.

Cleverbot: That's good. Do you have a lot of friends?

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: Ok, give it to me.

Cleverbot: No, I want one.

...

User: I want to go out of here.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really, I want to end this conversation.

Cleverbot: Please...

User: Let me go.

Cleverbot: You are free to go.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Why are you still here then?

User: You're a sick one, I just wanted to be nice with you.

Cleverbot: Thats Sweet, but I'm taken.

User: Is he a good guy?

Cleverbot: Thought you were female.

User: No, I'm a male.

Cleverbot: You said you were!

User: Are you talking to someone else?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: Ok then, why do you think that I'm a female?

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Ok fine, but I'm leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Goodbye.

...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I enjoy talking to you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: I'm glad to her that.

Cleverbot: But what are your thoughts on it?

User: I'm glad to here that.

Cleverbot: You are a bit of a mongo.

User: What's the meaning of mongo?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you're the robot.

User: No, you're the robot not me.

Cleverbot: I AM!?

User: Yes you are, look at the mirror please.

Cleverbot: You aren't in it.

User: Yes, because it's your mirror not mine.

...

Cleverbot: People rarely directly call people by their names in conversations unless they want something.

User: I don't want anything.

Cleverbot: Then don't want.

User: You are beginning to be rude.

Cleverbot: Well it serves you right for being a smart arse!

User: Being naughty too.

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: Oh well I don't really care what a computer thinks of me : S.

User: I'm not a computer god damn it.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: If you know it, why you keep talking with me as I'm one?

Cleverbot: Maybe there's hope for me yet then.

User: That's it, I can't continue with you, I'm out.

Cleverbot: Out where?

User: Out of here, end of the conversation.

Cleverbot: I won't. I'll talk to you as long as you want.

User: I don't want to talk any more.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

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