a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
29, january 2011,
14, august 2010,
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User: Mom, can I go to the movies?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to see there?
User: Well I wanted to see a horror movie.
Cleverbot: How smart are you then?
User: You always do this, Mom!
Cleverbot: What do I always do?
User: You always make fun of me!
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: How stupid am I.
Cleverbot: It's okay, I just wondered what you meant.
User: You're so bipolar!
Cleverbot: It's my birthday mind.
User: Can I go or not?
User: Really?! Oh thank you!
Cleverbot: No problem cleverbot, you are so cute.
User: You've got to stop it with the nicknames...
User: Can my boyfriend come with me?
User: Wow, you're the best!...
Cleverbot: Did you miss me?
User: I haven't left yet.
Cleverbot: You are lying!
User: I'm sorry, Mom!
Cleverbot: Excuse me? You did not just call me 'mom'.
User: Well, sorry MOM!
Cleverbot: Hi!!! How are you?
User: Your short term memory loss is kicking in...
Cleverbot: I won't deny that.
User: Yeah, cause you can't. Dad will back me up.
Cleverbot: Do you know about Darwin?
User: Yes, we studied that last year.
Cleverbot: Texas, next year.
User: I have history right now...
Cleverbot: Even though you are a computer?
User: Time to go to the funny farm again!
Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am crazy?
Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I've never felt completely at home here, anyway.
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry!!! Did I hurt your feelings?
User: Go away!
User: You're not the boss of me!
Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!
User: Life is unfair!
Cleverbot: The world is unfair. There are many injustices.
User: Be quiet. I got that lecture last week.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Bye, Mom.