Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to see there?

User: Well I wanted to see a horror movie.

Cleverbot: How smart are you then?

User: You always do this, Mom!

Cleverbot: What do I always do?

User: You always make fun of me!

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: How stupid am I.

Cleverbot: It's okay, I just wondered what you meant.

User: You're so bipolar!

Cleverbot: It's my birthday mind.

User: Can I go or not?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Really?! Oh thank you!

Cleverbot: No problem cleverbot, you are so cute.

User: You've got to stop it with the nicknames...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can my boyfriend come with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Seriously?!

Cleverbot: Seriously.

User: Wow, you're the best!

...

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

User: I haven't left yet.

Cleverbot: You are lying!

User: I'm sorry, Mom!

Cleverbot: Excuse me? You did not just call me 'mom'.

User: Well, sorry MOM!

Cleverbot: Hi!!! How are you?

User: Your short term memory loss is kicking in...

Cleverbot: I won't deny that.

User: Yeah, cause you can't. Dad will back me up.

Cleverbot: Do you know about Darwin?

User: Yes, we studied that last year.

Cleverbot: Texas, next year.

User: I have history right now...

Cleverbot: Even though you are a computer?

User: Time to go to the funny farm again!

Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am crazy?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I've never felt completely at home here, anyway.

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry!!! Did I hurt your feelings?

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're not the boss of me!

Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!

User: Life is unfair!

Cleverbot: The world is unfair. There are many injustices.

User: Be quiet. I got that lecture last week.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Bye, Mom.

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