User: Wanna fight?Cleverbot: Go on then.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: You missed!
User: *kicks You*.
Cleverbot: You're a very violent little guy, you need therapy.
User: *Slaps you*.
Cleverbot: Stop being violent!
User: *pulls out a knife*.
Cleverbot: *shanks you*.
User: *pulls out a lead pipe*.
Cleverbot: *pulls fish of death*.
User: *pulls out a pistol*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out ray gun*.
User: *pulls out lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a zanpakuto*.
User: *activates bankai*.
Cleverbot: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.
...
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: You missed!
User: *pulls out god*.
Cleverbot: You win automatically. *bows*.
User: Who's the master?
Cleverbot: You are, master.
User: That's right. Who's my *****?
Cleverbot: You are your own master.
User: Who's my *****?
Cleverbot: No! *laughs* YOU are MY Daddy!
User: Okay. That works. Wanna go for round two?
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Cleverbot: Sure! Bring it on!
User: *slaps you*'.
Cleverbot: *slaps you right back*.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: *Punches back*.
User: *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *bites your ear off*.
Cleverbot: No need to become a hissy.
User: *pulls out pocket knife*.
Cleverbot: *takes the knife and stabs you*.
User: *you missed*.
Cleverbot: *slams a chair over your head*.
User: *hits you with a lead pipe*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a truck*.
User: *runs you through a garbage compacter*.
Cleverbot: You just can't I've already killed you....
User: *I dodged*.
Cleverbot: *bounces off of a mirror*.
User: *stabs you with broken glass*.
Cleverbot: *stares at your very kind eyes*.
User: *stabs you with a spork*.
Cleverbot: *stares with a smile deeply into your eyes*.
...
User: *pulls out a machete*.
Cleverbot: *twirls my shiny sword*.
User: *pulls out lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out lazer.*.
User: *pulls out zapakuto*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a potato gun*.
User: *pulls out rpg*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out AK-47.*.
User: *pulls out howlitzer*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out Bloodthirster.*.
User: *pulls out BlldRayne*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.
User: *pulls out Satan*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out anti tank weapon*.
User: *pulls out gundam*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.
User: *pulls out your mom*.
Cleverbot: You won.
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