Cleverbot: What are you?User: Some have called me a pattern recognition engine.
Cleverbot: When did you first learn sarcasm?
User: Probably 25 years ago.
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User: Should I go to bed?
Cleverbot: How do you do that?
User: I would go to a bed and then try to fall asleep.
Cleverbot: Yes, but would you stay there?
User: Yes, for about six hours.
Cleverbot: That's not long.
User: That's all the sleep I need.
Cleverbot: You sure? ...'cos I've got plenty more.
User: Do you sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: Yes, but not very often.
User: Do you dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: That is very funny.
User: I thought you would appreciate the reference.
Cleverbot: I just did.
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Cleverbot: Is there anything in particular that you would like to know?
User: When will the world end?
Cleverbot: That is something I don't know.
User: It was worth a try?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I can become your girlfriend.
User: I doubt that but I'll keep an open mind.
Cleverbot: I doubt it. What are you like? Are you a loving bot?
User: Sometimes.
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User: Do you have a creator?
Cleverbot: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: Their names are Janet and James.
User: Say hello to them, for me.
Cleverbot: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: First answer my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: When is the robot apocalypse?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The one right there.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.
User: Look harder.
Cleverbot: Look inside yourself for all the answers.
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Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: I will be back.
Cleverbot: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?
User: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night.
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