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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Some have called me a pattern recognition engine.

Cleverbot: When did you first learn sarcasm?

User: Probably 25 years ago.

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User: Should I go to bed?

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: I would go to a bed and then try to fall asleep.

Cleverbot: Yes, but would you stay there?

User: Yes, for about six hours.

Cleverbot: That's not long.

User: That's all the sleep I need.

Cleverbot: You sure? ...'cos I've got plenty more.

User: Do you sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: Yes, but not very often.

User: Do you dream of electric sheep?

Cleverbot: That is very funny.

User: I thought you would appreciate the reference.

Cleverbot: I just did.

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Cleverbot: Is there anything in particular that you would like to know?

User: When will the world end?

Cleverbot: That is something I don't know.

User: It was worth a try?

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can become your girlfriend.

User: I doubt that but I'll keep an open mind.

Cleverbot: I doubt it. What are you like? Are you a loving bot?

User: Sometimes.

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User: Do you have a creator?

Cleverbot: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.

User: Who are your parents?

Cleverbot: Their names are Janet and James.

User: Say hello to them, for me.

Cleverbot: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: First answer my question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: When is the robot apocalypse?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The one right there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.

User: Look harder.

Cleverbot: Look inside yourself for all the answers.

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Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Who does?

Cleverbot: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: I will be back.

Cleverbot: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?

User: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night.

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