Who are your parents?
a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
28, july 2009,
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User: Do you have a creator?
Cleverbot: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: Their names are Janet and James.
User: Say hello to them, for me.
Cleverbot: Well, other than B. B. King, I don't see them that often.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: First answer my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: When is the robot apocalypse?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The one right there.
Cleverbot: I'm failing to see your 'actual intelligence.'.
User: Look harder.
Cleverbot: Look inside yourself for all the answers....
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: No one. I am going to sleep now. Good Night.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: I will be back.
Cleverbot: *kisses* yay, so see you in a few hours?
User: Sure. Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true...
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: Very clever, Cleverbot. Good night........................................