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monopoly

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19, march 2011,

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User: So how are you today?

Cleverbot: Good how are you?

User: Fine, want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Nothing on the top of my head.

User: Monopoly?

Cleverbot: No, no.

User: Ok let's play a game. I am a genie and you have three wishes, but I need to make your wishes backfire.

Cleverbot: I wish for better conversation.

User: Poof you are talking to an astronaut, but you have no spacesuit. Next wish.

Cleverbot: I'm only talking to you.

User: Damn. NEXT WISH!!!

Cleverbot: Why do I have to ask all the questions?!

User: You aren't. Now WISH FOR SOMETHING DAMMIT!

Cleverbot: You insulted me therefore I have nothing nice to say.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: No, everything.

User: NOTHING.

Cleverbot: No, everything.

User: Nooo, Duck Season.

Cleverbot: Rabbit season.

User: Duck season.

Cleverbot: Rabbit season!!

User: Duck Season!!

Cleverbot: Duck season!!!!

User: RABBIT SEASON... Oh shi.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Lets play monopoly. Ok pick your player.

Cleverbot: That would be difficult, your guards might get upset.

User: We're playing Monopoly. Now do you want to be the shoe, Mr. monopoly, the car, Dick Cheney, a jar of almonds, the merdian vase, or chuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris would kill Chuck Norris.

User: Nothing can kill Chuck Norris. Pick your piece.