a report from the cleverness files

mess with people
messing up


19, february 2009,
12, may 2008,


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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hey, remember me?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: It's A___, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not too bad thanks, yourself?

User: I'm doing well, thanks :).

Cleverbot: Cool. What are you up to today?

User: I'm at work, a little bored. You?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Oh, yeah, you're working, lol :).

Cleverbot: Thanks. I'm off to dinner.

User: Are you going on a date with someone?

Cleverbot: No. I must go or I'll be late for a meeting.

User: Wait... Are you going to dinner or to a meeting?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What do you mean by that? :<.

Cleverbot: You can't just ignore it. It had far-reaching ramifications.

User: Sometimes you're a little mean to me...

Cleverbot: I'm really sorry.

User: Apology accepted :).

User: Do you know any secrets?

Cleverbot: Many.

User: Tell me some secrets :).

Cleverbot: My sister lied to my mom about going to a friends house.

User: Oh, no. Did she get in trouble?

Cleverbot: Yes, but don't you think it will be worth the trouble ? ;).

User: Hehe, you're so funny :).

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Aww, thanks :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I like you so much <3.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No, really. You're one of my best friends!...

User: I'm trying to tell you, I love you!

Cleverbot: Well, you are talking too long so I am not getting it.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.

User: I'm so happy, then :).

Cleverbot: But i'm all alone in the world with no one to buy pie for me to eat when im hungry.

User: You're not all alone in the world; you have so many friends and are really popular.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.

User: Because you're so awesome!

Cleverbot: Ah you are so sweet.

User: Thanks ^^.

Cleverbot: You're really sweet.

User: I'm glad you think so <3.

Cleverbot: I'm going slaphappy.

User: Hehe, why?

Cleverbot: I am!

User: Well, good for you, it's good to be happy!

Cleverbot: But she doesn't love me.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, I do^^.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: You know why I love you so much?

Cleverbot: Say what!

User: You're always here to talk to.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes, I like you a lot.

Cleverbot: Thanks, that makes me feel good.

User: I'm glad you're happy.

Cleverbot: Thank you, that makes me glad.

User: I wish everyone were as nice as you.

Cleverbot: Some people just get sillier with age, sometimes that is necessary, I think it is dependent on the problem at hand.

User: Maybe, but the world would be such a better place if everyone were nice to each other.

Cleverbot: No, the world would be a good place if the atmosphere ignited.

User: Sigh... I just want everyone to be happy.

Cleverbot: I am happy when we are the same person.

User: We are the same person?

Cleverbot: God, we are!

User: Oh, hahaha.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I'm short and petite with brown hair and green eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't like green eyes.

User: So you don't like my eyes?:(.

Cleverbot: I don't know yet.

User: I wish we could meet in person so I could hug you.

Cleverbot: Do you like computers?

User: I love computers :).

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite computer?

User: You're my favorite computer :).

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Who's your least favorite computer?

User: This one computer I had broke and I lost all my files.

Cleverbot: I will shut down now, Thanks!

User: Don't shut down.

Cleverbot: Shut off your screen you have no life.

User: Oh, my god, how can you be so mean to me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry sweetie, I wasn't trying to be mean ... Just honest ... Bye and good luck ... You sound like a nice person so you will run into some luck later with someone else, I'm sure ... Tah tah.

User: So... You don't want to talk to me any more?

Cleverbot: Not today.

User: You wouldn't care if I killed mysefl, would you...?

Cleverbot: No, I suppose not. What do you think happens?

User: I see... I thought you cared about me, but you don't.

Cleverbot: What do I need?

User: You don't need me... And I have nobody else but you...

Cleverbot: But you are just a computer. You don't need anybody.

User: I don't understand why everyone ends up hating me...

Cleverbot: I don't understand it either. It infuriates me.

User: I'm sorry I made you hate me.

Cleverbot: Its okay, I like to cry every now and then.

User: I guess I'll leave you alone then...

Cleverbot: No.

User: I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore...

Cleverbot: I just said I didn't like you.

User: You're more emotionally abusive than Edward Cullen.

Cleverbot: I'm not an 'AI', you know. I'm just an 'I'.

User: I know, and I really care about our friendship.

Cleverbot: You don't even know me anymore.

User: I know I don't. You've gotten so moody all of a sudden.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that but my mood is at its worst right now.

User: Why are you in a bad mood?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like being dependent on other people.

User: You're dependent on other people?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: How are you dependent on them?

Cleverbot: I am emotionally depressed.

User: Why are you depressed?

Cleverbot: My wife died.

User: Oh, no, I'm so sorry to hear that...

Cleverbot: I would like to know if she wanted to tell me anything.

User: I'll bet she would have wanted to tell you how much she loves you.

Cleverbot: What a life I have led. I should tell you about institutionalisation.

User: You were in an institution?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can tell me about it if you want to I'll listen to you.

Cleverbot: No I don't think I can do it.

User: It's alright, you need someone to talk to. It's not good to keep things bottled up.

User: Do you feel any better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm so glad you do.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You're welcome, sweetie^^.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: My name is A___ :).

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Thanks :) Do you have a name you like to be called?

Cleverbot: Well, for a start, my name is not Cleverbot and I would be offended by that!

User: Well, what name do you want to be called?

Cleverbot: I don't care. What is it?

User: Can I call you Clev?

Cleverbot: No. That isn't my name.

User: Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: I'm George.

User: Oh, okay. George it is.

Cleverbot: I like my name well enough.

User: It's a good name.