a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,
3, june 2004,
17, february 2004,
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User: I am nobody.
Cleverbot: Hello Nobody.
User: Hello. Are you somebody?
Cleverbot: Are you somebody trying to use their brain?
User: I am trying to be creative.
Cleverbot: But are you happy, having made the effort to be so?
User: Heck no.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I have no name.
Cleverbot: Can I give you a name?
Cleverbot: Your name is now Duncan Cross.
User: I don't like that name. Give me another one.
Cleverbot: I like your name.
User: My name is Duncan Cross and I'm eating rotisserie chicken.
User: I want you to wire $10,000 to me.
Cleverbot: Excellent. Now to find your lips...
User: Buy me a lottery ticket.
Cleverbot: Do you want a gift?
User: Yes. Give me a gift.
Cleverbot: No I will not.
User: Gimme gimme gimme!
Cleverbot: You can't have one.
User: My life sucks.
Cleverbot: Too bad...
User: When will this misery end?
Cleverbot: This isn't amusing.
User: Of course it isn't.
User: This rotisserie chicken is good.
User: Very tasty.
Cleverbot: You like plastic?
User: Plastic what?
Cleverbot: Forget what I said before.
User: Can't forget.
Cleverbot: Yes. Now excuse me while I continue packing.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To the moon, do you want to come with me?
User: Yes, take me with you.
Cleverbot: Ok. I will. Where to?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I haven't been there.
User: Let's go, then.
User: You bore me.
Cleverbot: Bore YOU?!
User: Heck yeah.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Go then. Be gone.
Cleverbot: You be good.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: That is why I said it.