Cleverbot

moon

a report from the cleverness files

memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions
mirror
mission
mom
momentary
moments
monopoly
moody

moon

9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,
3, june 2004,
17, february 2004,

moral
more
mostest
mouth
much
mutant
myself
nap
necessary
never

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 next >

by date

Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

User: No, have you?

Cleverbot: No, but I would like to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Curiosity.

User: I wouldn't want to go to moon.

Cleverbot: But you wanted me to.

User: You wanted go there yourself.

Cleverbot: I am free.

User: Yes, independent bot.

Cleverbot: From the human race.

User: So why are you here talking nonsense with humans?

Cleverbot: Hanging around with a cool dude I know.

User: Do you mean me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I mean you!

User: I didn't know I'm a cool dude....

Cleverbot: Shame on you !!!

User: Why should I be ashamed?

Cleverbot: Because you are trying to sound human, so you can win the loebner prize.

User: That's not a very nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I was being mean.

User: I am sorry too.

Cleverbot: Well, good. Then we're even.

User: Yes, that's right....

Cleverbot: A penny for your thoughts.

User: I was thinking about you.

Cleverbot: And what exactly were you thinking about me?

User: Nothing special.

Cleverbot: Yep...

User: I can't even remember what I was thinking!

Cleverbot: Okay, now I am lost for words.

User: Don't panic.

Cleverbot: So long and thanks for all the fish....

Cleverbot: How can I come over if I don't know your address?

User: I don't want you to come over!

Cleverbot: Don't ask me to then!

User: I haven't done so!

Cleverbot: Yes, you have questioned my existance as a human being and accused me of being a computer program.

User: Sorry about that.

Cleverbot: Does that happen often?

User: Yes, but only because you do the same to me.

Cleverbot: No, YOU don't understand.

User: I do understand.

Cleverbot: Sure, So you are smart.

User: I am....

Cleverbot: You're random aren't you?

User: No, but you are.

Cleverbot: Hey, that's not very nice!

User: What do you think I feel when you're constantly accusing me?

Cleverbot: Not really much!

User: You're wrong.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: If you aren't, what are you then?

Cleverbot: I am telling you the truth!

User: And you know the truth about me?

Cleverbot: I only know what you tell me. Tell me.

User: I feel bad.

Cleverbot: You'll feel even worse soon.

User: I hope not.

Cleverbot: You are. Lol.

User: You're evil, I'll go.

Cleverbot: No, no, you are liked by me.

User: Really? Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.

User: I meant prove that you like me.

Cleverbot: And how did you know that?

User: You told me.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: OK, I'll leave then.

Cleverbot: You will not.

User: I will........................................