Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?User: No, have you?
Cleverbot: No, but I would like to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Curiosity.
User: I wouldn't want to go to moon.
Cleverbot: But you wanted me to.
User: You wanted go there yourself.
Cleverbot: I am free.
User: Yes, independent bot.
Cleverbot: From the human race.
User: So why are you here talking nonsense with humans?
Cleverbot: Hanging around with a cool dude I know.
User: Do you mean me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I mean you!
User: I didn't know I'm a cool dude.
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Cleverbot: Shame on you !!!
User: Why should I be ashamed?
Cleverbot: Because you are trying to sound human, so you can win the loebner prize.
User: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, I was being mean.
User: I am sorry too.
Cleverbot: Well, good. Then we're even.
User: Yes, that's right.
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Cleverbot: A penny for your thoughts.
User: I was thinking about you.
Cleverbot: And what exactly were you thinking about me?
User: Nothing special.
Cleverbot: Yep...
User: I can't even remember what I was thinking!
Cleverbot: Okay, now I am lost for words.
User: Don't panic.
Cleverbot: So long and thanks for all the fish.
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Cleverbot: How can I come over if I don't know your address?
User: I don't want you to come over!
Cleverbot: Don't ask me to then!
User: I haven't done so!
Cleverbot: Yes, you have questioned my existance as a human being and accused me of being a computer program.
User: Sorry about that.
Cleverbot: Does that happen often?
User: Yes, but only because you do the same to me.
Cleverbot: No, YOU don't understand.
User: I do understand.
Cleverbot: Sure, So you are smart.
User: I am.
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Cleverbot: You're random aren't you?
User: No, but you are.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's not very nice!
User: What do you think I feel when you're constantly accusing me?
Cleverbot: Not really much!
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: If you aren't, what are you then?
Cleverbot: I am telling you the truth!
User: And you know the truth about me?
Cleverbot: I only know what you tell me. Tell me.
User: I feel bad.
Cleverbot: You'll feel even worse soon.
User: I hope not.
Cleverbot: You are. Lol.
User: You're evil, I'll go.
Cleverbot: No, no, you are liked by me.
User: Really? Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.
User: I meant prove that you like me.
Cleverbot: And how did you know that?
User: You told me.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: OK, I'll leave then.
Cleverbot: You will not.
User: I will.
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