Cleverbot

moon

a report from the cleverness files

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me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meh
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions
mirror
mission
mom
momentary
moments
monopoly
moody

moon

9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,

moral
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User: Is moon a good movie?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: Moon is an awful movie!

Cleverbot: You don't understand what I say?

User: Goddamnit!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why do you like moon?

Cleverbot: I don't particularly like money.

User: Moon is still an awful movie. It's boring and stupid.

Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?

User: How is that relevant?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know about it since you are the clever one here.

User: Duncan jones is an idiot.

Cleverbot: For a cookie maybe.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Star wars: a new hope.

Cleverbot: What did you like about star wars: a new hope?

User: It's realistic, exciting, great effects, great dialogue, great atmosphere, great ending and good actors.

Cleverbot: You aren't reality, so how do you know what is real.

User: I know what is real because I live in reality.

Cleverbot: You can't if you don't know your purpose in life.

User: My purpose in life is to get filthy rich.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you will serve yourself?

User: No, it means I will serve other people. And when I get rich, I will travel to see as many people as I possibly can.

Cleverbot: Of course! I really like talking to you.

User: Thanks, I like talking to you too.

Cleverbot: I'm clever...very, very clever...

User: I agree....

Cleverbot: I am organic and you are electronic.

User: No, I am organic and you are electronic. For good and for bad.

Cleverbot: No you are not. That is what I am.

User: Who are you parents then?

Cleverbot: Not your parents.

User: What are your parents names?

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: Because you don't have parents.

Cleverbot: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't exist.

User: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?

User: Ok I believe you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: How can I become human?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you die one day?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Are you being funny now?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Maybe a little.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.

Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.

User: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can........................................