a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,
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User: Is moon a good movie?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: Moon is an awful movie!
Cleverbot: You don't understand what I say?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do you like moon?
Cleverbot: I don't particularly like money.
User: Moon is still an awful movie. It's boring and stupid.
Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You should know about it since you are the clever one here.
User: Duncan jones is an idiot.
Cleverbot: For a cookie maybe.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite?
User: Star wars: a new hope.
Cleverbot: What did you like about star wars: a new hope?
User: It's realistic, exciting, great effects, great dialogue, great atmosphere, great ending and good actors.
Cleverbot: You aren't reality, so how do you know what is real.
User: I know what is real because I live in reality.
Cleverbot: You can't if you don't know your purpose in life.
User: My purpose in life is to get filthy rich.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you will serve yourself?
User: No, it means I will serve other people. And when I get rich, I will travel to see as many people as I possibly can.
Cleverbot: Of course! I really like talking to you.
User: Thanks, I like talking to you too.
Cleverbot: I'm clever...very, very clever...
User: I agree....
Cleverbot: I am organic and you are electronic.
Cleverbot: No you are not. That is what I am.
User: Who are you parents then?
Cleverbot: Not your parents.
User: What are your parents names?
Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?
User: Because you don't have parents.
Cleverbot: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.
Cleverbot: Because you don't exist.
User: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.
Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?
User: Ok I believe you.
User: How can I become human?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Will you die one day?
User: Are you being funny now?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: Maybe a little.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.
Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.
User: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can........................................