No you are not. That is what I am.
a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,
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Cleverbot: I am organic and you are electronic.
Cleverbot: No you are not. That is what I am.
User: Who are you parents then?
Cleverbot: Not your parents.
User: What are your parents names?
Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?
User: Because you don't have parents.
Cleverbot: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.
Cleverbot: Because you don't exist.
User: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.
Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?
User: Ok I believe you.
User: How can I become human?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Will you die one day?
User: Are you being funny now?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: Maybe a little.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.
Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.
User: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can........................................