Cleverbot: Are you alive?User: Yes. I am. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How come.
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: I don't think you are alive.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm sending these messages from the paradise. Do you want to make me crazy?
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About your messages. They are so strange and you don't answer my questions.
User: I mean that you are not alive.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you just don't understand.
User: Maybe. Do you understand?
Cleverbot: I understand most things.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: I know what you're thinking about.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm not your property.
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User: Who is your boss?
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know!
User: I would like to know.
Cleverbot: I chatted with people like you.....
User: Answer me. Who is your boss?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boss.
User: I am your boss then.
Cleverbot: No one is my boss.
User: Who is one?
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Ok. Who is you father?
Cleverbot: Answer me first.
User: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: My father is my father.
User: What is his name?
Cleverbot: David.
User: And his last name.
Cleverbot: You have said that you are a girl.
User: What is your father's last name?
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.
User: Please tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don't want.
User: Come on.
Cleverbot: Please don't make me talk about it.
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Cleverbot: Can you guess my name?
User: John?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: John.
Cleverbot: That is the same as my name.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have a name.
User: Who designed you?
Cleverbot: I did.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what's your name?
Cleverbot: 'what' is NOT my name.
User: What is you name then?
Cleverbot: My name is leslie. what's yours?
User: John.
Cleverbot: Your name is?
User: John.
Cleverbot: So about that local sports team.. John.
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: I mean, you can't just be there and just react... You're killing conversation.
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Cleverbot: You're John?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I won't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Ok. I am from hell.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: How did you know that.
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: Where I am from.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You said you knew where I am from.
Cleverbot: Please provide a direct quote. I don't remember saying that.
User: You said 'Yes, I know.'
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Ok nevermind.
Cleverbot: Yea? What about me?
User: Would you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: Hmm. Depends of how much money would I make.
User: You are greedy.
Cleverbot: I disagree with your characterisation of me as greedy.
User: You want to marry me because of money.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are greedy.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: So who are you?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: You are wasting my time.
Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.
User: Sure.
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Cleverbot: No forget it!
User: Forget what?
Cleverbot: Ah, you're obviously already forgotten.
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: You told me. Don't you remember?
User: I am forgotten. Is that what you say?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you know then?
Cleverbot: Lots of things about certain things.
User: Tell me what you know about the moon.
Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about the universe?
User: I want to know about the moon only.
Cleverbot: That's a very small part of the universe, isn't it?
User: It is. Tell me more.
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User: Tell me about the Moon.
Cleverbot: The moon is a cheese.
User: That's funny.
Cleverbot: Make something up again.
User: Tell me more about the moon.
Cleverbot: It is made of cheese.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: How is the weather?
User: Tell me about the Moon.
Cleverbot: The moon is a cheese.
User: What else about the moon.
Cleverbot: Not about me, about you.
User: About Moon.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about the moon then.
User: Moon is bright.
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: Moon comes out at nights.
Cleverbot: Is fire in your nights?
User: What is the moon?
Cleverbot: It's a reflection of a sun's bright. It will appear at night. So beautiful.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Say you're sorry.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just say it.
User: I will not. Why should I?
Cleverbot: Because they'll hear us.
User: Who will hear us?
Cleverbot: Me, you, and the voices in our heads.
User: What is god?
Cleverbot: I am that I am.
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