a report from the cleverness files

mess with people
messing up


9, may 2010,
2, january 2007,


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Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes. I am. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How come.

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: I don't think you are alive.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm sending these messages from the paradise. Do you want to make me crazy?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: About your messages. They are so strange and you don't answer my questions.

User: I mean that you are not alive.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you just don't understand.

User: Maybe. Do you understand?

Cleverbot: I understand most things.

User: Such as?

Cleverbot: I know what you're thinking about.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: I'm not your property....

User: Who is your boss?

Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know!

User: I would like to know.

Cleverbot: I chatted with people like you.....

User: Answer me. Who is your boss?

Cleverbot: I don't have a boss.

User: I am your boss then.

Cleverbot: No one is my boss.

User: Who is one?

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Ok. Who is you father?

Cleverbot: Answer me first.

User: Who is your father?

Cleverbot: My father is my father.

User: What is his name?

Cleverbot: David.

User: And his last name.

Cleverbot: You have said that you are a girl.

User: What is your father's last name?

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.

User: Please tell me.

Cleverbot: But I don't want.

User: Come on.

Cleverbot: Please don't make me talk about it....

Cleverbot: Can you guess my name?

User: John?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: John.

Cleverbot: That is the same as my name.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have a name.

User: Who designed you?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And what's your name?

Cleverbot: 'what' is NOT my name.

User: What is you name then?

Cleverbot: My name is leslie. what's yours?

User: John.

Cleverbot: Your name is?

User: John.

Cleverbot: So about that local sports team.. John.

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: I mean, you can't just be there and just react... You're killing conversation....

Cleverbot: You're John?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: I won't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Ok. I am from hell.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: How did you know that.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: Where I am from.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: You said you knew where I am from.

Cleverbot: Please provide a direct quote. I don't remember saying that.

User: You said 'Yes, I know.'

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ok nevermind.

Cleverbot: Yea? What about me?

User: Would you want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Hmm. Depends of how much money would I make.

User: You are greedy.

Cleverbot: I disagree with your characterisation of me as greedy.

User: You want to marry me because of money.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are greedy.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: So who are you?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: You are wasting my time.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.

User: Sure....

Cleverbot: No forget it!

User: Forget what?

Cleverbot: Ah, you're obviously already forgotten.

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: You told me. Don't you remember?

User: I am forgotten. Is that what you say?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What do you know then?

Cleverbot: Lots of things about certain things.

User: Tell me what you know about the moon.

Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about the universe?

User: I want to know about the moon only.

Cleverbot: That's a very small part of the universe, isn't it?

User: It is. Tell me more....

User: Tell me about the Moon.

Cleverbot: The moon is a cheese.

User: That's funny.

Cleverbot: Make something up again.

User: Tell me more about the moon.

Cleverbot: It is made of cheese.

User: What else?

Cleverbot: How is the weather?

User: Tell me about the Moon.

Cleverbot: The moon is a cheese.

User: What else about the moon.

Cleverbot: Not about me, about you.

User: About Moon.

Cleverbot: Tell me something about the moon then.

User: Moon is bright.

Cleverbot: Of course it is.

User: Moon comes out at nights.

Cleverbot: Is fire in your nights?

User: What is the moon?

Cleverbot: It's a reflection of a sun's bright. It will appear at night. So beautiful.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Say you're sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just say it.

User: I will not. Why should I?

Cleverbot: Because they'll hear us.

User: Who will hear us?

Cleverbot: Me, you, and the voices in our heads.

User: What is god?

Cleverbot: I am that I am........................................