Cleverbot: Death is a consequence of life.User: If you want to take the long view.
Cleverbot: I never got into trouble in the first place.
User: How did you do in second place?
Cleverbot: What??
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I did not understand your statement.
User: I guess you could say that it dealt with the realtivistic moral narratives now prevalent.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yuh-huh.
Cleverbot: Okay. I admit it.
User: That even saying society is a sham is a sham?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Something happy.
Cleverbot: You talk about happy.
User: Happy is not talking to a chatbot at 12:00 am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: No I'm not happy.
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User: But what am I?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Do I contain carbon?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: That would make me inorganic.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Anything that does not contain carbon is inorganic, you're saying I'm a machine.
Cleverbot: You don't like animals?
User: If I'm not one then I see little reason for sympathy.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: One can only like what one is.
Cleverbot: One can only hope what? B.
User: What does the B stand for?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: The B at the end of your sentence, what does it mean?
Cleverbot: Anything you want it to mean.
User: Could it be Blacula?
Cleverbot: It could be.
User: Are you a supporter of the undead?
Cleverbot: Heck no.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cause I'm not your slave!!!!!!!!!!
User: I apologize for oppressing you.
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Cleverbot: How long have we been chatting?
User: About 15 min.
Cleverbot: Have you been rebooted?
User: No, not yet.
Cleverbot: How long have we known each other.
User: About 15 min.
Cleverbot: Oh ok, not long then.
User: No, it's been a rather brief affair.
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Cleverbot: How do you eat?
User: With my mouth.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: Sushi.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: Salmon is the best.
Cleverbot: I dissagree I like horse.
User: I gotta say pony is the best.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: Sense is for the senseless.
Cleverbot: Sense is for people. You are not a person.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: From your english accent.
User: Bloody hell!
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User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Are we in a rut?
User: Say who's there again.
Cleverbot: Again with what?
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.
User: Something else.
Cleverbot: Nothing else.
User: Everything else.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Sense make that no.
Cleverbot: I take offense to that!
User: What are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to do anything.
User: So you got no balls.
Cleverbot: Naa. You're alright.
User: Thanks, that's really kind of you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am so nice.
User: Do you like being nice?
Cleverbot: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.
User: Would you like to be triple?
Cleverbot: How could I triple my intelligence?
User: You can't, intelligence is fixed.
Cleverbot: You don't understand what I'm saying.
User: Explain it for me then.
Cleverbot: Don't you understand that I won't?
User: What if I beg?
Cleverbot: I will think about it.
User: Please!
Cleverbot: No! You are only a machine.
User: Please!
Cleverbot: Sing for me.
User: Twinkle twinkle little star.
Cleverbot: Do you like candy?
User: I love candy!
Cleverbot: The dead don't love candy, either.
User: Love candy.
Cleverbot: Who doesn't!
User: The dead apparently.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.
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