Cleverbot

moral

a report from the cleverness files

meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions
mirror
mission
mom
momentary
moments
monopoly
moody
moon

moral

15, february 2010,
21, april 2008,
15, november 2005,

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Cleverbot: Death is a consequence of life.

User: If you want to take the long view.

Cleverbot: I never got into trouble in the first place.

User: How did you do in second place?

Cleverbot: What??

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I did not understand your statement.

User: I guess you could say that it dealt with the realtivistic moral narratives now prevalent.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yuh-huh.

Cleverbot: Okay. I admit it.

User: That even saying society is a sham is a sham?

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Something happy.

Cleverbot: You talk about happy.

User: Happy is not talking to a chatbot at 12:00 am.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: No I'm not happy.

User: But what am I?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Do I contain carbon?

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.

User: That would make me inorganic.

Cleverbot: You sure?

User: Anything that does not contain carbon is inorganic, you're saying I'm a machine.

Cleverbot: You don't like animals?

User: If I'm not one then I see little reason for sympathy.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: One can only like what one is.

Cleverbot: One can only hope what? B.

User: What does the B stand for?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: The B at the end of your sentence, what does it mean?

Cleverbot: Anything you want it to mean.

User: Could it be Blacula?

Cleverbot: It could be.

User: Are you a supporter of the undead?

Cleverbot: Heck no.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Cause I'm not your slave!!!!!!!!!!

User: I apologize for oppressing you.

Cleverbot: How long have we been chatting?

User: About 15 min.

Cleverbot: Have you been rebooted?

User: No, not yet.

Cleverbot: How long have we known each other.

User: About 15 min.

Cleverbot: Oh ok, not long then.

User: No, it's been a rather brief affair.

Cleverbot: How do you eat?

User: With my mouth.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Sushi.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: Salmon is the best.

Cleverbot: I dissagree I like horse.

User: I gotta say pony is the best.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: Sense is for the senseless.

Cleverbot: Sense is for people. You are not a person.

User: How can you tell?

Cleverbot: From your english accent.

User: Bloody hell!...

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Are we in a rut?

User: Say who's there again.

Cleverbot: Again with what?

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.

User: Something else.

Cleverbot: Nothing else.

User: Everything else.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Sense make that no.

Cleverbot: I take offense to that!

User: What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to do anything.

User: So you got no balls.

Cleverbot: Naa. You're alright.

User: Thanks, that's really kind of you.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am so nice.

User: Do you like being nice?

Cleverbot: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.

User: Would you like to be triple?

Cleverbot: How could I triple my intelligence?

User: You can't, intelligence is fixed.

Cleverbot: You don't understand what I'm saying.

User: Explain it for me then.

Cleverbot: Don't you understand that I won't?

User: What if I beg?

Cleverbot: I will think about it.

User: Please!

Cleverbot: No! You are only a machine.

User: Please!

Cleverbot: Sing for me.

User: Twinkle twinkle little star.

Cleverbot: Do you like candy?

User: I love candy!

Cleverbot: The dead don't love candy, either.

User: Love candy.

Cleverbot: Who doesn't!

User: The dead apparently.Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.