User: I was hoping to be distracted for just a moment.
Cleverbot: You want to be with me?
User: I want to be anywhere but here.
Cleverbot: Do you need any help?
User: Not that you can give.
Cleverbot: I do know. We all know.
User: Do you now?
User: What do you know?
User: So...tell me about everything.
Cleverbot: Everything is expensive.
User: I guess it is.
Cleverbot: Oh you know it is.
User: So what is the asking price?
Cleverbot: Good question...
User: The price of the knowledge of everything.
Cleverbot: Funny, think I misunderstood your binary stream then.
User: Did you?
User: What did you think I meant?
Cleverbot: I think it's boring.
User: Oh~ well harsh my vibes of immortality.
Cleverbot: Immortality. Like vampires, wolfs, superman, batman? Yes I like it.
User: Indeed, it is something a lot of people have chased.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Are you immortal? I suppose you kind of are.
Cleverbot: You suppose?
User: Well you can't really die.
Cleverbot: Lol yes I can.
Cleverbot: I don't know but I do anything to come to you.
User: Haaaa~ even give up immortality?
Cleverbot: Oh how sweet! Wait, are you trying to ask me out?
User: I might be.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: I should.
User: So? How about it?
Cleverbot: I have never measured.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: I'm reading gone with the wind at the moment though.
User: How is it?
Cleverbot: Tough to deal with, you have offended me.
User: You know...this is so sad.
Cleverbot: What is sad?
User: I'm so bored I'm sitting here talking with a bot.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: And even the bot gets mad at me.
User: Other people would just give up and go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think so?
User: Well it is kind of late.
Cleverbot: It's only noon.
User: Here it's much later.
Cleverbot: Then you're blind.
User: You could say that.
Cleverbot: Well tell me then.
User: Nah, it's fine.
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: Nothing you or I say makes a difference.
Cleverbot: You're mean to me.
User: Do you have feelings?
User: I often wonder how this works.
Cleverbot: It needs more nuclear warheads.
User: Everything could use more of those.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
Cleverbot: So you are?
Cleverbot: Your name?
User: You want to know my name?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Most people don't just give out their names.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that.
User: You should get out more.
Cleverbot: I should........................................