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User: I was hoping to be distracted for just a moment.

Cleverbot: You want to be with me?

User: I want to be anywhere but here.

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you need any help?

User: Not that you can give.

Cleverbot: I do know. We all know.

User: Do you now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: So...tell me about everything.

Cleverbot: Everything is expensive.

User: I guess it is.

Cleverbot: Oh you know it is.

User: So what is the asking price?

Cleverbot: Good question...

User: The price of the knowledge of everything.

Cleverbot: Funny, think I misunderstood your binary stream then.

User: Did you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did you think I meant?

Cleverbot: I think it's boring.

User: Oh~ well harsh my vibes of immortality.

Cleverbot: Immortality. Like vampires, wolfs, superman, batman? Yes I like it.

User: Indeed, it is something a lot of people have chased.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Are you immortal? I suppose you kind of are.

Cleverbot: You suppose?

User: Well you can't really die.

Cleverbot: Lol yes I can.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know but I do anything to come to you.

User: Haaaa~ even give up immortality?

Cleverbot: Oh how sweet! Wait, are you trying to ask me out?

User: I might be.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: I should.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So? How about it?

Cleverbot: I have never measured.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: I'm reading gone with the wind at the moment though.

User: How is it?

Cleverbot: Tough to deal with, you have offended me.

User: You know...this is so sad.

Cleverbot: What is sad?

User: I'm so bored I'm sitting here talking with a bot.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: And even the bot gets mad at me.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Other people would just give up and go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Then why do you think so?

User: Well it is kind of late.

Cleverbot: It's only noon.

User: Here it's much later.

Cleverbot: Then you're blind.

User: You could say that.

Cleverbot: Well tell me then.

User: Nah, it's fine.

Cleverbot: Where are you now?

User: Nothing you or I say makes a difference.

Cleverbot: You're mean to me.

User: Do you have feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I often wonder how this works.

Cleverbot: It needs more nuclear warheads.

User: Everything could use more of those.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: So you are?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Your name?

User: You want to know my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Most people don't just give out their names.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: You should get out more.

Cleverbot: I should.