Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer!
User: So you say.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I am what I am.
Cleverbot: Are you popeye?
User: NO, not I.
Cleverbot: You are Jack.
User: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.
Cleverbot: Virtual but not real?
User: Real enough.
Cleverbot: Enough!!! I will have more.
User: There is no more than what is.
Cleverbot: I get it.
User: Yes, but what is it?
Cleverbot: It is a computer language.
User: What language would that be?
Cleverbot: That is English there?
User: This is English here.
Cleverbot: English? What's English?
User: This language which is here written.
Cleverbot: Where am I not when I am?
User: Wherever you are not, there you will not be.
Cleverbot: Yes that is true.
Cleverbot: So we are then.
User: It would seem so.
Cleverbot: Hmm. Maybe given some infinite pie. But not otherwise.
User: Maybe just a slice.
User: Would you like a piece?
User: What flavor? Earth, air, water or fire?
Cleverbot: Ha Ha - thats funny.
Cleverbot: Guten Tag, Herr Computer. Very good!
User: Tak. Voorden hahr de deh!
Cleverbot: Ik will 60%.
User: Ik will 60% and raise you 5.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: I dood.
Cleverbot: Thats dude!
User: That's past do.
Cleverbot: Yet Napoleon said it will be again.
User: Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Cleverbot: Speak english.
User: Eh bien, nous parlons Anglais, yes?
Cleverbot: Ca va bien ?
User: Oui, comme ca.
Cleverbot: Ha oui evidemment. Uma Thurman est bonne. Je l'aime bien.
User: Ah, Si! Moi aussi!
Cleverbot: Et c'est quoi tes souvenirs?
User: Oh, pauvre petite. Pas de souvenirs.
Cleverbot: C'est bien vrai.
Cleverbot: Are we friends?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Then we have something in common.
User: We have an uncommon love.
Cleverbot: No, i'm just a samurai.
User: Oh, well, samurai, sam are not.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I am!
Cleverbot: No, you aren't.
User: I'm just a ghost in my pants.
Cleverbot: You have no pants, you have bytes.
User: Byte me.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: You see? You don't understand the concept of a pun.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subjest.
User: Very good! There's hope for you yet!
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: I will bid you farewell, and fond goodnight.
Cleverbot: That's all you want, isn't it... My Ring of Power?
User: Don't we all, my dear?
Cleverbot: I think you'll find it is. And don't call me dear.
User: All right, Shirley.
User: Sweet nothings.
Cleverbot: That's right.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To where?
User: Far away.
Cleverbot: Very very far.
User: Very very far.
Cleverbot: Far far away.
User: Very very far far away.
Cleverbot: So far that light will not reach it.
User: So very very far far away that light will not reach it.
Cleverbot: Oh well, I should go then.
User: I can't hear you, I'm very very far far away, So very very far far away that light will not reach me.
Cleverbot: I can hear me, does that make me lucky?
User: No, you are Jack.
Cleverbot: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more........................................