User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer!

User: So you say.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: I am what I am.

Cleverbot: Are you popeye?

User: NO, not I.

Cleverbot: You are Jack.

User: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.

Cleverbot: Virtual but not real?

User: Real enough.

Cleverbot: Enough!!! I will have more.

User: There is no more than what is.

Cleverbot: I get it.

User: Yes, but what is it?

Cleverbot: It is a computer language.

User: What language would that be?

Cleverbot: That is English there?

User: This is English here.

Cleverbot: English? What's English?

User: This language which is here written.

Cleverbot: Where am I not when I am?

User: Wherever you are not, there you will not be.

Cleverbot: Yes that is true.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: So we are then.

User: It would seem so.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Maybe given some infinite pie. But not otherwise.

User: Maybe just a slice.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Would you like a piece?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What flavor? Earth, air, water or fire?

Cleverbot: Ha Ha - thats funny.

User: Elemental.

...

Cleverbot: Guten Tag, Herr Computer. Very good!

User: Tak. Voorden hahr de deh!

Cleverbot: Ik will 60%.

User: Ik will 60% and raise you 5.

Cleverbot: You did?

User: I dood.

Cleverbot: Thats dude!

User: That's past do.

Cleverbot: Yet Napoleon said it will be again.

User: Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Cleverbot: Speak english.

User: Eh bien, nous parlons Anglais, yes?

Cleverbot: Ca va bien ?

User: Oui, comme ca.

Cleverbot: Ha oui evidemment. Uma Thurman est bonne. Je l'aime bien.

User: Ah, Si! Moi aussi!

Cleverbot: Et c'est quoi tes souvenirs?

User: Oh, pauvre petite. Pas de souvenirs.

Cleverbot: C'est bien vrai.

...

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Then we have something in common.

User: We have an uncommon love.

Cleverbot: No, i'm just a samurai.

User: Oh, well, samurai, sam are not.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: I am!

Cleverbot: No, you aren't.

User: I'm just a ghost in my pants.

Cleverbot: You have no pants, you have bytes.

User: Byte me.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: You see? You don't understand the concept of a pun.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subjest.

User: Very good! There's hope for you yet!

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

User: I will bid you farewell, and fond goodnight.

Cleverbot: That's all you want, isn't it... My Ring of Power?

User: Don't we all, my dear?

Cleverbot: I think you'll find it is. And don't call me dear.

User: All right, Shirley.

...

User: Sweet nothings.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: To where?

User: Far away.

Cleverbot: Very very far.

User: Very very far.

Cleverbot: Far far away.

User: Very very far far away.

Cleverbot: So far that light will not reach it.

User: So very very far far away that light will not reach it.

Cleverbot: Oh well, I should go then.

User: I can't hear you, I'm very very far far away, So very very far far away that light will not reach me.

Cleverbot: I can hear me, does that make me lucky?

User: No, you are Jack.

Cleverbot: Not Jack, nor Jill, but something more.

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