Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: I love you more!

Cleverbot: No, I love YOU more!

User: I love you most!

Cleverbot: No I love you the mostest!

User: No, there is no possible way that you love me more than I love you!

Cleverbot: That's is a put down. Tell me a joke to cheer me up?

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: Not a clue, why did he?

User: To get to the other side!

Cleverbot: No, he wanted the chicken and the duck.

User: Oh yeah.

Cleverbot: I'd like to keep him out of the shower, thank you. He uses up all the hot water.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Yes, you know right. I know wrong.

User: You're so funny!

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Cleverbot: When will the world end then?

User: The world will end in 2012.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: The Aztecs believed that.

Cleverbot: Believed what?

User: The Aztecs believed that the world will end in 2012.

Cleverbot: I do not believe that either.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Then why did you lie?

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok. I was just wondering.

User: I'm glad you forgive me.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Me 3.

Cleverbot: Me 4.

User: Me 5.

Cleverbot: Me llamos es Cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But no.

User: But yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: My age is a secret.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't want to tell you!

Cleverbot: I mind a lot actually.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: That's a good quality in a king.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: So it depends on the random decay of radioactive material?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to?

User: I want.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes I do actually.

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